[voice]

[dangerxrush]

[only sent to all you ~new arrivals~]

[the voice that speaks as the recording starts sounds highly amused] There really are a lot of you new folk around. Almost makes you wonder what all those persnickety old goats are up to. [a laugh, cut short when the recording appears to cut off suddenly]

[only sent to Wire]You can thank me for the pleasure

Comments

[sent only to Chet]

[firexwire]

....

YOU.

[She is beyond anger right now, clearly. Beyond words of anger.]

[sent only to Wire]

[dangerxrush]

[this is glee. pure glee] I see it's a pleasant surprise, then!

[sent only to Chet]

[firexwire]

[She chooses to speak to him with her thickest Russian accent as well as hints of French to show her mood - very very upset with him.]

Guess vhat happens when I find you, mon chéri? It vill make last time seem most pleasant.

Vhat vere you thinking, coming ere without telling me virst?

You are lucky that I alvays keep tabs on those I take to bed.

[And now she smiles cruelly.]

Or tie to a tree...

[sent only to Wire]

[dangerxrush]

[musing. or mocking. well, you know.] I'll have to ask my people why you're not on the list of people to notify of my movements. I can't believe there was such an oversight, not telling you I was coming to your rave-up.

[a blatant pause of shock. or not!shock.] But hold on a minute, just hold up. Don't say I'm not the only one you go tying to trees.

[Voice]

[purplecurse]

Old goats? I never saw any goats...[Russia stops for a moment.]

You're strange, has anyone ever told you that. You'll never make friends this way~

[Voice]

[dangerxrush]

There are a number of goats about, though you won't find most of them around there.

Strange, you say? I've made a good impression already!

Re: [Voice]

[purplecurse]

Really? I didn't see any on my way here, they must be in a different region. Are they zombie-goats?

[He smiles coldly, feeling like this could be amusing.] Everyone makes great impressions with me. I even know what you'll be great at~! Please say you'll volunteer~

[Voice]

[dangerxrush]

But what about the metaphorical goats? Certainly you must have seen them about.

A body can get in trouble around here, volunteering for things.

[weeittybittybit]

No...?

[None of your words are making any sense program...]

[dangerxrush]

The problem with that is, you'll have to be a bit more specific. [oh yes. he's quite aware that's your problem here.]

[Audio]

[weeittybittybit]

No.

[I can't. Also. What are you saying?]

[Audio]

[dangerxrush]

But, who wants to know? [mocking? why, surely there's no mocking]

[Voice]

[yourethebackup]

[He really doesn't get it. Was this a bad thing?]

What do you mean? We have old goats hanging around? Do you mean old people? I know England is pretty old, but I doubt he's farting dust yet. I don't think he's up to anything either. So really, I'm curious now!

[Voice]

[dangerxrush]

Curiouser and curiouser! But who of us is the curiouser? They really are the most persnickety of all the old goats, but more than that, what's this about England's dust trousers?

[Voice]

[yourethebackup]

I-what? What does that even mean? I'm not sure I know what old people you are talking about, if it is old people. I'm guessing you haven't met England yet, have you?

[Voice]

[dangerxrush]

If you're looking for old people, I'm sure one of the good people of New Ashford can direct you. But weren't we speaking of old goats?

[but in all seriousness] Met England? I've lived in the bloody country my whole life. And it is such a bloody country now, isn't it?

[_devil_inside]

Yeah. Makes two of us, pal.

[dangerxrush]

Someone who listens to what I'm saying? Or just another hearing me speak?

[_devil_inside]

Well, that depends. Are you just blowing smoke out of your ass or is there actually substance behind your mouthing off?

[He may look like an empty headed rock star, but don't ever make the mistake of thinking he's stupid.]

[dangerxrush]

Blowing smoke out my arse? [hilarious, the things these new arrivals say!] I might have said something very important. Everyone's certainly fascinated enough by my goats!