(this interruption brought to you by Yet Another synegates AU)

[synecdochic]

Dear Dr Jackson:

I still think that making me look up Koine Greek for a sex scene is cheating.

Love,
Syne

Comments

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[maggiebloome]

Funny story, my friend and I were browsing the Rule 34 website the other day and shrieking in glee and horror when we came across the Stargate section. It contains about thirty trillion shops of Samantha Carter's breasts and one Daniel/Jack, riiiight at the end, which was just surprsingly GOOD and had dog-tag pulling (nnngh) and anyway, my point was: my friend went "Dude, Daniel Jackson as a top? No way!" and I could not find the words to prove her wrong! Help! Seriously! My gut tells me that statement was completely ridiculous, but I don't write or even really watch SG1 so I just sort of flailed a bit.

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[azurelunatic]

Got link?

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[maggiebloome]

Here. Jack has the stupidest look on his face but otherwise, guh!

I was serious about Sam's beasts, though :P

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[azurelunatic]

Hello!

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[azurelunatic]

... and for the love of holy fuck WHY WOULD ANYONE BE NAKED OR SCANTILY CLAD IN THE GATE ROOM FOR ANY REASON THAT IS NOT "GOING TO PLANET NUDE, BRB" OR "COMING BACK FROM PLANET STOLE MY CLOTHES, OMFG"???!

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[maggiebloome]

Yeah I'm not even going to comment on the Wraith sex. Rules 34, augh.

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[azurelunatic]

...Wraith sex. Um. CAN I JUST SAY FOR THE RECORD HOW BAD OF AN IDEA THIS IS.

(and now I am thinking of a listfic, about Times A Stargate Team Member Has Been Naked Or Nearly Naked In The Gate Room. Send help. I need like 12k more on my original fic in the next 20 and 2/3 hours, some of which need to be taken with sleep, not a new fic.)

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[maggiebloome]

Haha oh dear, I'm afraid I can't help you there, if I start thinking about it I'll just end up flailing my arms and shouting "Tribbles! Cloth-eating nanobots! NUDIST AU." and distract you further. I just recovered from a similar position in terms of essays, though, so you have my sympathies.

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[azurelunatic]

These all fall under the 2 basic reasons: GOING TO PLANET NUDE BRB and HALP PLANET STOLED OUR CLOTHES WTF.

But yes. Tribbles. Cloth-eating nanobots. Nudists. Skinnydipping on the planet, chased by killer robots out of stream and through gate. Tarred, feathered, and rid out of town. Clothes removed before imprisonment. Clothes contaminated with toxic waste. Fire ants. The local equivalent of Queer Eye for the Closeted Because He's Military Guy don't like US Military-issue clothing very much. Sauna baths. A cotton taboo.

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[maggiebloome]

Unexpectedly strong alcohol. Bizarre 'Gate malfunction. Very enthusiastic pets. Really LIGHT acid rain.

(But I was actually thinking of a nudist AU. Like, one in which EARTH is Planet Nude. XD)

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[azurelunatic]

EARTH IS PLANET NUDE. OK, that is awesome.

Being mind-controlled by aliens. (JD = gameboyguy13 JD, not vtwopointoh JD, thought of that one.)
Very strong wind.
Attacked by alien courtesans.
Interrupted in the middle of having sex with pretty locals and chased through the 'Gate.
Moth attack.
Laundry malfunction.

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[maggiebloome]

Combine the gate malfunction and the laundry malfunction. Turns out Stargates have something like a carwash function, and it's just a pity the techs were fiddling with the wiring when SG1 came through the gate...

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[azurelunatic]

O'Neill was really cheesed about losing his tags.

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[maggiebloome]

But at least the soapsuds provided minimum coverage to crucial areas.

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[azurelunatic]

This is why stills from the security camera were provided to the unofficial rag without any editing.

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[maggiebloome]

Jack wanted to lay some unholy smackdown on them, but in the end Daniel persuaded him to just let Tealc give the people in question a Look. He found a small pile of memory cards outside his door the next morning.