[ Voice ]

[sword_and_quill]

[ Static quickly clears and a loud 'beep' issues from the device, followed by a rather aggravated man's voice. ]

--hiru! Where the hell is my coffee?

Don't dawdle on that stack of publishing requests that was left on your desk this morning, either. Those need to be signed and stamped as soon as possible. And when you're finished with that, see me.

Comments

[quackingly]

I'll be there in just a minute, sir! I'm having trouble finding the creamer...

[sword_and_quill]

...I don't take cream. Or sugar. How did you manage to forget that again?

[quackingly]

I know! But I need it for my coffee!

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[sword_and_quill]

Since when do you drink coffee?

[princess_crow]

I'm always ahead of my schedule. It's your department that always have the most trouble since Mr. Cat's retirement.

[sword_and_quill]

With the kind of help that's being hired, I'm not surprised.

[princess_crow]

Your employees have potential you are unable to guide. If they worked for me, things would be different.

[sword_and_quill]

Potential to screw up even the simplest of tasks, apparently. I've clearly underestimated the level of stupidity.

[Voice]

[cat_on_strings]

It's funny how you don't sound too different.

[Voice]

[sword_and_quill]

I don't have time for pranks and nonsense jokes. State your name and business.

[Voice]

[cat_on_strings]

So you're some kind of corporate boss now?

[Voice]

[sword_and_quill]

My secretary can sort you out. She'll respond shortly. I, on the other hand, am a busy man and I've wasted enough of my time on you.