Winter Reveries

[swashbuckler332]

• I saw a life preserver on the side of the Long Island Expressway yesterday. I guess the person using it was eaten by a land shark before AAA could rescue them.
  
  
• A person walking their dog this morning had put the poor beast in what appeared to be a body glove. He looked like a cocktail wiener with legs.
  
  
• Coffee containers are designed with a

Comments

[ex_waystone550]

Those land sharks are a public menace, biting tires through on the freeways. There oughtta be a law. Maybe an attachment to the bill of yours...