Title: Operation [Personal Hamachan]
Pairing: Hamanaka Bunichi x Hamada Takahiro
Safety level: 100%
Summary: Bunichi liked Hamachan for a long while and intends to make Hamachan his own
Disclaimer: None of the characters are mine, nothing of the story is proven to be true
Operation [Personal Hamachan]
Plan A: Take by force
When a chance appears, lift Hamachan and run to safety.
Plan B: Trade
Kidnap Daichi and Akito and trade with Junta for Hamachan.
Plan C: Use a trap
Say you have to show him something and then lock him up.
Plan D: Clone
Steal some DNA and wait until human cloning is done normally.
Plan E: Confess
If all else fails, just confess.
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Bunichi looked at the paper before him. 5 plans to capture his Hamachan. It’s not like the other didn’t know that Bunichi liked him, but Hamachan never took it seriously even if he confessed on television. So if this was not the way it worked, Bunichi will try other ways.
Plan A: Take by force
When a chance appears, lift Hamachan and run to safety.
Bunichi has been lingering around the corridors for a couple of hours already. No sign of Hamachan.
If he had to, he'll stay here even until tomorrow. But eventhough he thought so, he had started to impatiently pace around, from one side of the corridor to the other. Akito who came along looked at him strangly. "What are you doing?" he asked. Bunichi answered "I'm waiting...". The gloomy expression on his face told Akito not to ask more.
To be honest, Bunichi didn't even know whether or not Hamachan would be around today. But he didn't want to call him either. That would ruin the chance of secretly kidnapping him. Bunichi went to sit down on one of the chairs. Maybe he'll give up for today.
Just as he picked up his bag to leave though, he walked straight into BOYS. Daichi was happily chatting away against Hamachans gently nodding face. They were facing the other way, almost walking around a corner.
Quickly he ran towards the dissappearing backs and jumped violently on Hamachan.
When he got their attention, he wrapped his arms around Hamachans waist and tried to pull him in the air.
Which didn't work as planned
Both of them fell to the ground. Bunichi right on top of Hamachan, his face pink from embarassement.
Hamachan looked at him confused and even a bit shocked.
Daichi on the other hand was laughing him self to death, only managing to say
"What are you even doing Bunchan?"
Bunichi quickly stood up and mumbled a small "gomen", before he ran to safety,
without Hamachan.
Plan A Failed