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Jun 19, 2011 21:37

[So! America's been droned a good week now. And for the past few days, even his drone has been missing around Mayfield ( Read more... )

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coolbowtie June 20 2011, 04:44:34 UTC
Get me twelve jammie dodgers and a fez as well.

[A pause.]

Yep, welcome back.

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supersizedpower June 20 2011, 04:49:04 UTC
...I don't know what any of that stuff is, ask the CIA if they come.

I'm not super excited to be here, just so you know.

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coolbowtie June 20 2011, 04:51:13 UTC
Yeah, they didn't give them to me either. After all I did for them erm, well, planned to do.

I know. It's was one of those things where you say something when you mean the exact opposite. It was supposed to be funny, ha.

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supersizedpower June 20 2011, 04:55:37 UTC
Oh, okay. I don't really get all that English humor stuff, sorry. It's like, okay, I get it, there's two types of swallow...

You're the Doctor, huh?

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mouthsounds June 20 2011, 04:54:15 UTC
[Ax had been on his way down to the basement, carrying the food for the drones - and by food, we mean a bottle of ketchup, a cigarette box, a glass of water, and one lone cinnamon bun among many, many, many empty cinnamon bun wrappers. From the way he's eyeing the last bun, Vietnam's dinner will probably consist of nothing but paper tonight. As soon as he sees America walking free though, he instantly drops the food and pulls out one of the guns he'd found lying around the house.]

Yeerk scum! How did you escape?

[...this would be a lot more threatening if he hadn't left the safety on FUCKING PRIMITIVE WEAPONS HOW DO THEY WORK]

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supersizedpower June 20 2011, 04:57:16 UTC
...

[America will chuckle and put his hands up]

Easy there, kiddo. You put that down, I don't think you got an idea how to use it. Did you trap me down there?

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mouthsounds June 20 2011, 05:19:58 UTC
[looking highly affronted over here]

I am a trained Andalite warrior - even without my tailblade, I can still operate one of these human blasters well enough to deal your host body damage. [Not that he really wants to hurt the human body, but he will if he has to.] And do not take me for a fool, you know I did. This desperate gamble to crawl back to your pool will not work.

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supersizedpower June 20 2011, 05:26:46 UTC
Haha, neat! But nah, you're not holding it right. You gotta shut the safety off before you point it at people or you just look dumb.

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hwamei June 20 2011, 04:55:50 UTC
No bad words on the public line! Agent Cutie Honey won't want save someone with a dirty mouth, you know. She won't!

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supersizedpower June 20 2011, 04:59:13 UTC
Yeah, sorry, I shouldn't of done it where kids can hear or stuff.

But I can't can't believe I'm back in this dumb Fallout ripoff again!

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hwamei June 20 2011, 05:11:04 UTC
America, you went back home? Like teacher and jiejie? Ah, so that's where you went...

... Is jiejie back, too!?

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supersizedpower June 20 2011, 05:29:25 UTC
Who's Gigi? I don't think I know her.

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phone perfectvoice June 20 2011, 05:11:53 UTC
Ah...Agent Badass Hero Eagle? What's that supposed to mean?

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supersizedpower June 20 2011, 05:30:09 UTC
It's my codeword...but now I guess I have to make a new one.

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perfectvoice June 20 2011, 08:13:38 UTC
Why do you have to make a new one?

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supersizedpower June 20 2011, 15:59:14 UTC
Because everybody heard this one now.

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phone nospoilers4you June 20 2011, 05:29:33 UTC
Welcome back to the mad house, Agent Badass Hero Eagle.

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supersizedpower June 20 2011, 05:30:50 UTC
Thanks, I guess.

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nospoilers4you June 20 2011, 05:40:40 UTC
How exactly did you expect to get in touch with Homeland Security, anyway? I'm assuming you mean the American department, founded in the early 21st century. Though how anyone would have a direct line to them is beyond me.

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supersizedpower June 20 2011, 05:49:03 UTC
Oh, they'd pick up for me.

But mainly they just listen in on phone calls all the time, so it's easy if you know the right code words!

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