[Ax had been on his way down to the basement, carrying the food for the drones - and by food, we mean a bottle of ketchup, a cigarette box, a glass of water, and one lone cinnamon bun among many, many, many empty cinnamon bun wrappers. From the way he's eyeing the last bun, Vietnam's dinner will probably consist of nothing but paper tonight. As soon as he sees America walking free though, he instantly drops the food and pulls out one of the guns he'd found lying around the house.]
Yeerk scum! How did you escape?
[...this would be a lot more threatening if he hadn't left the safety on FUCKING PRIMITIVE WEAPONS HOW DO THEY WORK]
I am a trained Andalite warrior - even without my tailblade, I can still operate one of these human blasters well enough to deal your host body damage. [Not that he really wants to hurt the human body, but he will if he has to.] And do not take me for a fool, you know I did. This desperate gamble to crawl back to your pool will not work.
How exactly did you expect to get in touch with Homeland Security, anyway? I'm assuming you mean the American department, founded in the early 21st century. Though how anyone would have a direct line to them is beyond me.
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[A pause.]
Yep, welcome back.
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I'm not super excited to be here, just so you know.
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I know. It's was one of those things where you say something when you mean the exact opposite. It was supposed to be funny, ha.
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You're the Doctor, huh?
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Yeerk scum! How did you escape?
[...this would be a lot more threatening if he hadn't left the safety on FUCKING PRIMITIVE WEAPONS HOW DO THEY WORK]
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[America will chuckle and put his hands up]
Easy there, kiddo. You put that down, I don't think you got an idea how to use it. Did you trap me down there?
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I am a trained Andalite warrior - even without my tailblade, I can still operate one of these human blasters well enough to deal your host body damage. [Not that he really wants to hurt the human body, but he will if he has to.] And do not take me for a fool, you know I did. This desperate gamble to crawl back to your pool will not work.
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But I can't can't believe I'm back in this dumb Fallout ripoff again!
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... Is jiejie back, too!?
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But mainly they just listen in on phone calls all the time, so it's easy if you know the right code words!
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