Tilion is in charge of the moon again! I'm so proud ( Read more... )

Enough.

Am considering battling Irmo (not literally) for position of Divine Whore.

Am tired of rubbish like 'But I can't touch Arien because she's unattainable blah blah blah some shit'.

I have clear skin now!!!! Blinding acne all gone.

So who wants the first fuck?

Again. Again.

It's alright though.

Would it be morally wrong to sit here on the job with a shotgun and randomly pick off inhabitants of Middle Earth? Or whoever survived the fiery explosions and the balls of fire and Ulmo's spitballs from the sky. Likely.

But what's stopping me?

Today was spent trying to keep away some of Manwe's eagles who seemed to have a suicide request as they were trying to dive-bomb into the sun while in a drug haze. Stupid pigeons.

Thinking in investing in a baseball bat for tomorrow.

Gah.

I gave Eönwë the sun to steer for a day and I decided to visit Middle Earth. The only other time I touched upon the world was when I accidently tripped on a comet and went slamming headfirst into Tunguska and... that's another story ( Read more... )

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Númenór!

Fucking hell he's having a nervous breakdown !!!!! fuck fuck fuck i'm fucking getting BLOOD ALL OVER HIM FUCK. fuck. Tilion it'll be ok, no one is mad at you, nobody hates you, I love you, please talk to me.

Cool.

The poor boy Tilion broke a bit of the moon and was lying there on the floor cowering in fear contemplating what terrors would strike him down as punishment. I would never let anyone hurt him if I can help it, dammit. Anyway. Me and him.

Swung by Saturn today and received several wounds from random asteroids. Still bleeding. Curses.