What was that guy doing with all the knives at the beginning of 'Willy Wonka?'

[sundroptea]

Seriously- the man has a rattling cart full of butchering supplies, and I've never thought about why he's tugging a mobile murder machine, only ever his queer riddle about the oompa-loompas. This is either a statement on the film making capabilities of the Wonka-verse, or a startling bleak statement about my priorities.

That being said I *hope* that

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[blythechild]

I laughed so hard while reading this that my dog woke up and came over to make sure that I hadn't lost my mind (she's deeply concerned with everyone's mental health).

Especially the part where you activate your car alarm and the opossum 'plays possum' on you. I shoulda seen that one coming... I had a similar issue at my last apartment with Kamikaze Ninja Squirrels. They were so fearsome and suicidal that they scared the racoons away. You don't mess with something that doesn't value its own survival.