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I built a wall. Not to block anyone out. But to see if anyone loved me enough to climb over it

my best friend called me a bitch. thats what hurts most of all. we've had our fights and some rough times but we always got over it. i did what i thought needed to be done. you can't be mad at me for it. try to understand. i know its hard but you have to realize that i did the right thing. i apologized for it. ok? but then you called me a bitch. i ( Read more... )

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JONATHAN!!!

i love you. :)
EDIT:

CAT6 testing sux. i had to take the physics test today and i knew a total of three questions. actually, i guessed on one and got it right so make that four. i think im annoying Jonathan. oh well. and i did not hang up on you. cristy's baby shower is on saturday and i dont know what to wear. what a ( Read more... )

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Happy Mother's Day.

What do women and condoms have in common?

If they're not in your wallet, they're on your dick.

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either