hey fuckers,

i can already pretty much figure out what mood you're in by the tone of your entry, but i can't begin to guess what you're listening to. please start listing a song selection. it doesn't matter how gloriously inane it is, i'll love you for it.

thanks dudes,
sergio

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until the entire building started to shake, i totally thought last night's earthquake was my neighbor getting it on in his bedroom.

today at sparklemotion i was pulled aside by a manager so that he could tell me i needed to smile more. apparently, the owner thinks i look tired.

ooooh, i'm hot.. i'm hot i'm hot i'm hot...

bitchi've had it with her ( Read more... )

haaay.


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i've got cold feet ( Read more... )

i watched a black woman talk about how different her life is now that vitiligo has made her a white woman. it was some medical mystery special on 20/20. she never admitted it, instead complaining about how people just assume she was born white, but you knew she totally loved her new life. she lucked out -rarely does the condition completely take ( Read more... )

this one's for leche. it comes from my 2nd favorite jackson.

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with the encroaching spring season upon us and the onset of warmer weather, there is an increased chance that you might see more of the creepy crawlies that you hate so much up in the apartment. i dedicate this song to you, my favorite scorpio, because when the centipede is hot, you're ( Read more... )

look who's awake.


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bless me father, for i have sinned. it's been two weeks since i last smoked a cigarette. this in itself would seem virtuous, but in two week i've coughed up enough phlegm to fill up lake michigan. i fear that if the contaminated mucus from my lungs mixes with the toxins of the city of chicago, it will give rise to a monster that could only be ( Read more... )