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stelf

Recreation

Jan 21, 2009 00:15

Over dinner, Jasmine keeps saying, "Want my porn, Christine? Porn? Take my porn, come on." It takes me three tries before I get it: it's prawn, not porn aslfjp;lsdjl since when did I get so perverted ( Read more... )

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theprerogative January 20 2009, 16:22:38 UTC

OF COS UR PHONE AND U HAVE A MUTUAL UNDERSTANDING THAT DOESN'T REQUIRE WORDS.

IT DOESN'T EVEN GET TO SEE DAYLIGHT OR ITS OWNER. AT ALL.

AND STOP GUTTERING.

stelf January 20 2009, 16:25:21 UTC

IT SEES DAYLIGHT! I OPEN MY BEDROOM WINDOWS EVERY DAY SO THE SPARROWS CAN COME AND SING!

BUT I DON'T GUTTER ALL THAT MUCH. D: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S ALWAYS "FUCKING" AROUND.

theprerogative January 20 2009, 16:32:22 UTC

... i hope they give you the seven year olds in the afternoon session again tomorrow (:

stelf January 21 2009, 04:38:31 UTC

Even better. I got eight-year-olds in the morning. 8D

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_sabriel January 20 2009, 16:28:41 UTC

stelf January 20 2009, 16:31:49 UTC

NUH UH. DDDDD: I THINK JAS SHOULD TAKE IT. SHE CAN'T BEAR TO SEE YOU SAY STUFF LIKE "...STUFF." 8D?

_sabriel January 20 2009, 16:36:10 UTC

There's nothing remotely perverted about the word 'stuff'. And I thought that was you?

stelf January 21 2009, 04:38:58 UTC

No! Jas first! D:

apparently i'm incapable of talking to you without caps lock miir January 20 2009, 17:26:16 UTC

XDDDD

My mother takes the business of visiting relatives as seriously as a Singaporean parliamentarian takes a sense of humour - she's preparing a schedule. So that we don't "ask any stupid questions" and "know how many oranges to bring".

MY MOTHER USED TO BE LIKE THAT TOO

EXCEPT WITHOUT THE CHINESE NEW YEAR PART

SHE LOOSENED UP AFTER TEN YEARS OR SO

OR... RIGHT ABOUT WHEN SHE REALIZED THAT MUCH AS SHE MIGHT FEAR IT, MY BROTHER AND I WERE NOT INCLINED TO SMASH ANYONE'S KNEECAPS IN

NOT IN FRONT OF THE OTHER RELATIVES, THAT IS

LOL. DOES MY SUBJECT HTML REFUSE TO LET YOU CAPSLOCK? XDDD stelf January 21 2009, 04:42:59 UTC

IT'S BEEN TEN YEARS, MIA, AND MY MOM IS STILL DOING THIS.

IT'S NOT AS IF ME AND MY BROTHERS ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO GREET AN AUNT AND SAY, "O SHIT. WHY AM I HOLDING ORANGES? WHY???"

......MUST I WAIT ANOTHER TEN YEARS? D:

joan86 January 21 2009, 04:20:30 UTC

stef u only have VIRTUAL PRESENCE!

timbre fri goin???????

stelf January 21 2009, 04:39:57 UTC

IT'SOMNIPRESENCE. GET THAT RIGHT. D<

Yes!!! I replied to Jas by SMS about that!

chicory_v January 21 2009, 06:52:44 UTC

Who's hving the hearing problem now!

stelf January 21 2009, 14:28:27 UTC

STILL YOU GODDAMMIT, STILL YOU.

I WONDER HOW BADLY YOU MISHEAR OVER IN AUSTRALIA.