I received some more statements cards in the post, and Drew's sadly arrived as a bit of a do-it-yourself affair.

Basically what happened was I went to visit Never and did all her laundry and told her she was taking care of her cat wrong.

"It's never too early for fisting."

Never wanted me to get all dressed up like a 1950's housewife and I did it really badly because when I was half done my parents came home but it is still an ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED even if I could have done it better.

I wonder if this means the end of thedrinkynever and thedrinkyhelen show just as Beth is starting thedrinkybeth show.

I'm not sure if a pencil skirt is sufficiently 50's housewifey or if I should wear a dress.

Oh my god, Never, I just started a second WiredPussy film and it has Charley Chase and she says in the opening interview 'I shocked myself with the blow dryer two weeks ago!' in this super excited voice and it was adorable.

Before I apologize for that statement, I'd like to make another, which is that Never was totally right about Charley Chase being awesome.

I totally did not just say that I'm being choked by my boobs.

THERE'S A NEW STATEBABY.