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[kai_ta_loipa]

I wish my horoscopes would stop encouraging my bad behavior.

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[forunlawfulck]

Solution: Stop reading them. ^^

[salyu]

horoscopes: gods way of ruining your life astrologically

and you didn't even think that would happen.

[gothictiger]

I know! Each one I get keeps telling me to do things! What are we scorpios to do? Just go do all the naughty things?

[kai_ta_loipa]

They aren't even telling me to do naughty things; I wouldn't complain about that! I am getting horoscopes along the lines of you have a lot of shit to get done, maybe you should make a list. If the stars really knew what was up, they'd tell me to stop making lists, get off my ass and do something.

[gothictiger]

They keep saying one day "The person you want will be understanding of your feelings" one day and the next "Don't do anything to scare off that special someone, moving too fast might frighten them off all together" and the day after "If you don't move now you might lose them forever"

[kai_ta_loipa]

Yes! I am beginning to think the stars are bipolar.