I can get my smokes on the legal now...And can have sex with anyone regardless of age.

Take that, America!

I really don't have anything interestig to say at this time.

I'm really liking McCain this election, but I'm not endorsing anyone.

I hate people. A good portion of them are real jerks.

I have some people that need to be punched.

It is raining now...All of a sudden. Thundering as well.

My left ear is bothering me. If it keeps doing that then I should probably see a doctor.

I should get new socks soon, some of mine are starting to get holes in the heels.

Moon Pies are tasty.

For old time's sake.

Hello. Hope you all are well.

I probably shouldn't have drunken Red Bull along with my ADD pills.

Gerald Ford died yesterday at the age of 93. Haha, he totally beat Reagan.

Thank you for pardoning Nixon and almost being assassinated twice by crazy women.

Happy birthday to Woody Allen! He's 71 years old and I hope he makes at least one more great original film (instead of just decent and re-hashing his better ones) before he croaks.

I may make a real update later...Or eventually.

Director Robert Altman died at the age of 81 from Leukemia complications.

Man...Last year we lost Robert Wise and now Altman is gone.

Anyone know about mixing down from a 4-track recorder that can explain to me what I need to do simply. Really, I just want to mix it down onto another cassette with a bombox or whatnot.

Remember the 2000 election? Guess what.

I voted for Forbes originally in our class election.

Why? Because the Time For Kids article about him made him seem so cool and interesting. And because I thought Forbes magazine was cool.

Don't worry. I know better now.