Comments | squeakywheel: Breasts, smothered in marinara

squeakywheel

Breasts, smothered in marinara

Jun 12, 2005 21:35

Sometimes I hate having large breasts. Out of the seven meals that I've eaten with Leon's family this weekend, I have spilled on myself twice. And because of my massive mammaries, I caught the spilled food (sauteed veggies, pizza sauce) on my protruding chest ( Read more... )

the in-laws, food, ellen, amusing

Comments 14

starlakitty June 13 2005, 04:32:21 UTC

oh my god! my breasts are not huge but they are big enough (i'm a 36C) and i am forever spilling things on my front. then, i can't see all the way down because my breasts are in the way! it's awful!

squeakywheel June 13 2005, 20:35:58 UTC

It sucks, doesn't it? The whole napkin-in-the-lap thing doesn't work too well when your breasts are hovering over the table and completely covering any trace of a lap you might have.

scarlt131 June 13 2005, 08:04:23 UTC

hehe
lace bib..
*cracks up*

I love it.

squeakywheel June 13 2005, 20:37:10 UTC

Hmm, lacebib.com has a nice ring to it. With a few doilies, I could totally set up shop.

scarlt131 June 13 2005, 21:40:25 UTC

I would take the pictures for that LOL

Im half considering believin you ;)

Seriously though. It is a good idea. I mean, spend a few 100 on the dress, and its a good idea to keep it neat while eating ;)

squeakywheel June 14 2005, 18:09:26 UTC

I'm not sure if I'm serious either. :) I think a wedding bib site would be funny. I could half-assedly staple some doilies together. I tell ya, I think I might put this up! :D

dogofthefuture June 13 2005, 12:08:46 UTC

If your boobs hadn't caught it, it would have ended up either on your stomach or in your crotch, which is no doubt JUST where you want some marinara sauce. Spilled food happens, unless you're hunched over your meal, which is even more poorly mannered. I... hm. Never mind. In-laws are tough, I know because I have them, and I can see how they could be a LOT tougher than mine. Whatever happens you and Leon are in love and you're going to get married, no matter WHAT anybody's parents have to say.

squeakywheel June 13 2005, 20:40:51 UTC

In The Princess Diaries (what educated allusions I can make!), Julie Andrews ties Anne Hathaway to a chair, so she can't hunch over when she eats. According to Dame Julie, it's definitely bad manners to hunch, but I've saved many blouses this way. Still, I know not to do it in public, so I guess it's a trade off.

1144 June 13 2005, 12:23:42 UTC

LOL! You are a stitch!

squeakywheel June 13 2005, 20:41:53 UTC

The things we put up with just because we have boobs!

ex_brokenmem787 June 13 2005, 16:12:05 UTC

I know exactly how you feel! My boobs are just way too big and I'm always getting food all over them. Argh!

A bribal bib! Hehehehehe! You should do it! That would seriously be too awesome! :D

squeakywheel June 13 2005, 20:43:07 UTC

Ohmygod, that icon is freakin' adorable!

I've thought about doing the bib thing at restaurants before, just because I know there's a good chance that I'll spill. I wonder what kind of bemused glances I'd get from my fellow diners. :)