OMG GUESS WHO HAS SUPER AWESOME SPERM?

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HARRY WILL BE STAYING WITH ME FOR AWHILE, AS HIS MOTHER IS A BIT...OVERBEARING, AND I THOUGHT HE COULD USE A BREAK. IF ANYONE NEEDS HIM, YOU CAN CONTACT MY BLOOD GOBLET OR DROP BY MY HOUSE.

( HARRY, HERE'S YOUR NEW BEDROOM... )

PESTY: THOUGH ED WAS RESIDING IN GABRIEL'S BODY (SIGH) WE WENT OUT ON A DATE. I MADE MYSELF LOOK YOUNGER FOR THE OCCASION, BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT MIGHT APPEAL MORE TO ED'S TASTES.


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YESTERDAY THIS HANDSOME YOUNG MAN, WE'LL CALL HIM JED, AGREED TO GO OUT WITH ME.

AS YOU CAN IMAGINE, IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I'VE GONE ON A DATE. (READ: NEVER) A MAN SUCH AS MYSELF HAS A LOT OF WORK COMMITMENTS; Y'KNOW, INFECTING PEOPLE, HELPING APOCALYPSES, THE FAMILY BUSINESS. I NEVER HAD TIME FOR ROMANCE ( Read more... )

Salutations, Pestilence here.

I believe I need no introduction. You all know me, especially the humans. I was there when you were just wee, drooling brats; chicken pox is always a favorite. Fond memories.

By the way, I hope no one's planning on spending some time in Florida for the next little while. If you were wondering where I'd gotten to as ( Read more... )