PAYBACK IS A BITCH!
SO, AWHILE BACK, I'M SURE A LOT OF YOU REMEMBER I OFFERED TO PUT TEH BOOBIES BACK ~TOGETHER~ AGAIN. I TOLD HIM HOW, AND HE (THEY.. WILL I THINK SPARKLE!BOOBIE IS PISSED, BUT YOU CAN NEVER STILL WITH HIM) AGREED. IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE, IT ADDS INTO SOMETHING ELSE I'VE BEEN MEANING TO DO FOR AWHILE.
DEAR DEAN -
SINCE YOU KEEP REFUSING TO GIVE ME, AND MY BROTHER OUR CLASS RINGS BACK, EVEN AFTER WE ASKED NICELY! WELL, THIS IS SORT OF ALL YOUR FAULT. I'M SURE MARY REMEMBERS THE HEX BOX I TOOK FROM JOHN'S STORAGE PLACE. I'VE EVEN OFFERED TO EXCHANGE IT FOR THE RINGS. BUT, WHATEVER. YOUR LOSS, MY GAIN.
OH, BEFORE I FORGET, BOBBY, YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN, THAT FOR YOUR SOUL TO BE WHOLE AGAIN, ALL OF YOU MUST DIE TO BE REBORN, FRESH AND NEW. (OK YOU WILL BE BACK TO NORMAL, SHUT UP, WORDS ARE PRETTY.) ANYWAY.
::LINES ALL THREE BOBBY'S IN A ROW::
THE DEATH OF YOUR BODIES SHALL BE MADE WHOLE AGAIN.
::QUICKLY BRINGS SWORD DOWN AND SLICES THE BOBBY'S HEADS OFF::
24 HOURS AND YOU SHALL BE NEW.
IS HE NOT THE MOST BAD ASS LOOKING GHOST/GENIE EVER?
OH, RIGHT, HE'S A GHOST FOR NOW. :)
OK, NOW. IN CASE SOME OF YOU ALL HAVEN'T NOTICED - MYSELF, DEATH, PESTILENCE, AND BRADY ARE WEARING SHINY NEW AMULETS, MADE BY PATRICK. (WHO I TOLD TO MAKE ONE FOR HIMSELF AS WELL, FIGURED I WOULD BE NICE). HE DID NOT KNOW WHY I ASKED FOR HIM, BUT I TOLD HIM WHAT KIND OF MAGIC TO USE. THOSE OF US WEARING THEM WON'T BE EFFECTED BY THE HEX BOX. BUT THE REST OF YOU WILL.
.. HAVE FUN!
::OPENS THE HEX BOX AND WATCHES GOLD DUST FLY AROUND AND SETTLE::
HOW AWESOME THAT'S IT'S LIKE, GOLD, HUH? PRETTY.
FOR THE NEXT 24 HOURS (OR SO) ALL OF YOU GET TO SEE WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE SOME ONE, OR SOMETHING ELSE. OH, YOUR MINDS WILL BE CLEAR, I CAN'T SAY THE SAME FOR YOUR BODIES, HOWEVER. I WOULD HOPE MOST OF YOU WOULDN'T BE HORRIBLE TO YOUR NEW, UM, VESSEL, BUT YOU NEVER KNOW.
JFC - THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN! well, for some of us at least. :)
LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
DEAR DEAN -
SINCE YOU KEEP REFUSING TO GIVE ME, AND MY BROTHER OUR CLASS RINGS BACK, EVEN AFTER WE ASKED NICELY! WELL, THIS IS SORT OF ALL YOUR FAULT. I'M SURE MARY REMEMBERS THE HEX BOX I TOOK FROM JOHN'S STORAGE PLACE. I'VE EVEN OFFERED TO EXCHANGE IT FOR THE RINGS. BUT, WHATEVER. YOUR LOSS, MY GAIN.
OH, BEFORE I FORGET, BOBBY, YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN, THAT FOR YOUR SOUL TO BE WHOLE AGAIN, ALL OF YOU MUST DIE TO BE REBORN, FRESH AND NEW. (OK YOU WILL BE BACK TO NORMAL, SHUT UP, WORDS ARE PRETTY.) ANYWAY.
::LINES ALL THREE BOBBY'S IN A ROW::
THE DEATH OF YOUR BODIES SHALL BE MADE WHOLE AGAIN.
::QUICKLY BRINGS SWORD DOWN AND SLICES THE BOBBY'S HEADS OFF::
24 HOURS AND YOU SHALL BE NEW.
IS HE NOT THE MOST BAD ASS LOOKING GHOST/GENIE EVER?
OH, RIGHT, HE'S A GHOST FOR NOW. :)
OK, NOW. IN CASE SOME OF YOU ALL HAVEN'T NOTICED - MYSELF, DEATH, PESTILENCE, AND BRADY ARE WEARING SHINY NEW AMULETS, MADE BY PATRICK. (WHO I TOLD TO MAKE ONE FOR HIMSELF AS WELL, FIGURED I WOULD BE NICE). HE DID NOT KNOW WHY I ASKED FOR HIM, BUT I TOLD HIM WHAT KIND OF MAGIC TO USE. THOSE OF US WEARING THEM WON'T BE EFFECTED BY THE HEX BOX. BUT THE REST OF YOU WILL.
.. HAVE FUN!
::OPENS THE HEX BOX AND WATCHES GOLD DUST FLY AROUND AND SETTLE::
HOW AWESOME THAT'S IT'S LIKE, GOLD, HUH? PRETTY.
FOR THE NEXT 24 HOURS (OR SO) ALL OF YOU GET TO SEE WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE SOME ONE, OR SOMETHING ELSE. OH, YOUR MINDS WILL BE CLEAR, I CAN'T SAY THE SAME FOR YOUR BODIES, HOWEVER. I WOULD HOPE MOST OF YOU WOULDN'T BE HORRIBLE TO YOUR NEW, UM, VESSEL, BUT YOU NEVER KNOW.
JFC - THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN! well, for some of us at least. :)
LET THE GAMES BEGIN!