HELP ME PLEASE.

Apr 27, 2010 20:50

HELLO? IS ANYONE HERE? CAN ANYONE HELP ME? MY NAME IS APPARENTLY SANDY. I DIED SUFFOCATING ON DAVID HASSLEOFF'S UNDERWEAR. SO IS THIS HEAVEN? I ALSO HAVE A SQUIRREL ON MY FACE. OH, AND I APPARENTLY LOVE SOMEONE NAMED CASTIEL? AND I HAVE THESE WIERD DRAWINGS ALL OVER MY FACE? AND MY LIPSTICK'S SMEARED. HELP ME, PLEASE!

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cherryshadowz April 28 2010, 00:53:33 UTC
GET AWAY FROM ME!

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waitingtobelit April 28 2010, 00:56:00 UTC
NOOOO. GOD TOLD ME TO CLING TO YOU! *CLINGS*

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cherryshadowz April 28 2010, 00:58:39 UTC

... )

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sweetsyren April 28 2010, 01:00:31 UTC
ooc - ngl - that scared the crap out of me...

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sweetsyren April 28 2010, 00:53:59 UTC
OH FOR THE LOVE OF...

*FACEPALM*

ooc - brb dead from lols! XD

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waitingtobelit April 28 2010, 00:57:07 UTC
ooc - Ash and Sam are evil geniuses. XD

WHO ARE YOU STRANGE LADY?

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sweetsyren April 28 2010, 00:59:43 UTC
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IT'S ELLEN, ED. WE MET A FEW DAYS AGO.

JESUS - WHO'S BEEN MESSIN' WITH YOUR HEAD?

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waitingtobelit April 28 2010, 01:00:41 UTC
WHY DO YOU CALL ME ED? MY NAME IS SANDY.

IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU, ELLEN.

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miss_nevermore April 28 2010, 00:55:57 UTC
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YOU HAVE GOT TO BE JOKING.

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waitingtobelit April 28 2010, 00:57:38 UTC
JOKING? NO I'M SERIOUS. I DIED AND NOW I HAVE TO DO WHATEVER GOD TELLS ME TO.

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miss_nevermore April 28 2010, 00:58:27 UTC
...I HIGHLY DOUBT YOU DIED, AND EVEN IF YOU DID, YOU WOULLD BE BACK BY NOW.

AND GOD DOESN'T REALLY GIVE A SHIT SO...DO WHATEVER.

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aplethora April 28 2010, 00:56:27 UTC
AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

NO SANDY. NO ONE CAN HELP YOU BECAUSE THIS IS THE WAY GOD MADE YOU.

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waitingtobelit April 28 2010, 00:58:16 UTC
WHAT. WHY? DO YOU HATE ME, GOD? :(

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aplethora April 28 2010, 01:01:46 UTC
WHY DOES MY STATEMENT MEAN I HATE YOU? ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT I MADE YOU INCORRECTLY? ARE YOU SAYING I'M WRONG? *GETS ARM READY FOR SMITING*

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waitingtobelit April 28 2010, 01:04:29 UTC
N-N-NO! *FALLS AT YOUR FEET* I AM SORRY, MY LORD FOR DOUBTING YOU. FORGIVE ME?

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insipidcalamity April 28 2010, 00:58:24 UTC
WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY.

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waitingtobelit April 28 2010, 00:59:29 UTC
HI. MY NAME IS SANDY. IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU SIR. HAVE YOU MET MY SQUIRREL THAT LIVES ON MY FACE?

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insipidcalamity April 28 2010, 01:05:26 UTC
...IT DOES KIND OF LOOK LIKE A SQUIRREL.
NICE TO MEET YOU TOO...SANDY.

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waitingtobelit April 28 2010, 01:07:19 UTC
IT'S A VERY NICE SQUIRREL. I THINK HE'LL LET YOU PET HIM, TOO.

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