Sam's Journal (WHERE IN THE HELL IS ASK SAM?!?)

[queen_insane]

AS I AM STUCK HERE I FIGURE I SHOULD WRITE ABOUT WHAT I HAVE DONE, IT'S A SHORT LIST BUT WHATEVER I NEED SOMETHING TO KEEP MYSELF SANE.

-FOUGHT OFF TWO DEMONS, THEY SAID THE WANTED TO KILL ME SO THAT "LUCIFER WOULD FAIL"
-FOUND A CAVE TO SPEND THE NIGHT IN, IT WAS NOT FUN BUT IT MADE DO
-ATE SOME PURPLE BERRIES
-DO NOT EAT THE PURPLE BERRIES
-MADE FRIENDS WITH THIS BIRD, IT SEEMS TO FOLLOW ME EVERYWHERE.
-NAMED THE BIRD DEAN... (I MISS YOU DEAN)
-FOUND A SHARP STICK, WILL BE USING THIS TO FIGHT OFF MORE DEMONS
-FOUGHT OFF ONE MORE DEMONS WHERE THE FUCK ARE THESE THINGS COMING FROM?!?!?
-MEET A GUY WHO CALLED HIMSELF JACK. KILLED HIM AFTER IT TURNED OUT THAT HE WAS ALSO A DEMON.
-MADE A FIRE AND BOILED SOME SEA WATER TO MAKE IT DRINKABLE.
-FOUND SOME BERRIES THAT WERE ACTUALLY GOOD
-GOD THOSE BERRIES WERE GOOD, WHY HAS NO ONE BROUGHT THEM TO THE US? GOOD INVESTMENT IDEA.
-STARTED TO HUM BON JOVI TO MYSELF, I THINK THIS ONE OF THOSE TIMES IT'S OKAY?
-MADE A SAND CASTLE

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ALSO IT'S ASK SAM TODAY BUT SINCE I'M SORT OF TRAPPED ON AN ISLAND SEND ME YOUR QUESTIONS AND I WILL GET BACK TO THEM IN ONE AWESOME POST TO BE DETERMINED AT A LATER DATE.