[video] [December 31st, morning]

[bountyofthesun]

[Don't look now, Death City, but there's a monkey-faced samurai guy in your library, sitting at a desk with a few scattered books on modern warfare to one side, a battered notebook to the other. Hideyoshi has been doing homework. Currently his homework is composed of a single page with a jumble of characters on it - his handwriting is awful like

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[sidusfalling]

...Electric sockets? Have you tried not messing with them? [Enjoy the sarcasm.]

[bountyofthesun]

Oh, no no no, I've learned, I really have! I'm making a guideline. [He waves at the much abused sheet of paper.]

[sidusfalling]

.....guideline for what? How not to get yourself killed by household appliances?

[bountyofthesun]

Well, that too! It's not at all trivial, I'll have you know!

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[shendefeng]

I know somewhat of ground army troop deployment due to my battle experience, as well as Aerial dragon deployment, but I am not so sure what exactly it is that you would wish to discuss about such matters.

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[bountyofthesun]

[... oh hello you appear to be a dragon.

Hideyoshi will be with you promptly. He just needs a moment to pick his lower jaw off the floor.]

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[shendefeng]

[Take all the time that you need -- He is patient enough to wait for you to gather your thoughts and pick up said jaw from the floor.

But yes, he is waiting.

Waiting silently.

Peering at you through the video.]

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[And waiting still.]

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[bountyofthesun]

[Aaaaaany minute now...]

Y - y -

You're -

[Blinkblinkblink. And then tweaking the device a little.]

Stupid thing showing me things, I thought I had it all set, really I did...

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[reverencing]

I know everything about troop deployment.

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[bountyofthesun]

Somehow I'm not surprised. [His voice is warm.]

I'm going to be relying on you a whole lot if we want to get anything accomplished!

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[reverencing]

[And just like his counterpart from Hideyoshi's own world, this Mitsunari eats that praise right up. He holds his head high, beaming with all the pride of the Toyotomi - he's quite contented to serve his lord.]

Of course. My skill with a blade and sharpness of mind are both yours to wield.

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[bountyofthesun]

[Hideyoshi grins brightly in turn. A happy Mitsunari is always a welcome thing. He gestures at the small pile of books.]

Have you been catching up yet? There's centuries of ideas to look through!

[ombrasolare]

My expertise is in more covert operations, but I've dabbled from time to time.

[bountyofthesun]

Hey, no complaints! I'm a fan of settling business quietly myself.

[ombrasolare]

Why do you ask? It seems less than relevant.

[bountyofthesun]

Well, see, I've been thinking. We're supposed to be at war, right? We have an enemy, we all got yanked here to fight it... so just maybe, we should start thinking like an army. Armies are what wins wars after all!

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[kill_some_time]

I tend to pick up on things others miss.

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[bountyofthesun]

I dunno. What can ordinary people do with a god's strategy?

[Alas, he's a pragmatist.]

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[kill_some_time]

I am the god of the dead. It might be correct to say that few are more familiar with the routine of the daily events of life than me.

[There is so much that can go wrong, after all.]

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[bountyofthesun]

I guess you would be a good person to ask on ways to kill people...