i'm afraid of americans, i'm afraid of the world

Aug 13, 2005 20:43


So i was sitting in my car, ready to back out, in a parking lot today, in a very irate mood already, when a family tumbled out of a huge white van near my car and proceeded to assemble themselves behind my vehicle, trapping me. My brake lights were on and clearly my car was inching backwards, yet the two teenaged blonde siblings were standing a ( Read more... )

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torchthedresser August 14 2005, 01:00:01 UTC
I deal with brits everyday at my hotel and I will say one thing.....Most of them are actually pretty awesome. I have met a few who had fucked attitudes but they were definitely dwarfed by the amount I meet who are generally nice to be around.

That said, I would've run his ass the fuck over and drove off.

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green_invader August 14 2005, 14:34:38 UTC
Im in agreeance, like most any group of people 75% of the brits ive met where kind and somewhat normal people. But that out 25% are savage brutes with bad teath and a thurst for tea, really scary creatures that are confortational and devout "football" club fans. They despise my loud American cars and redneck looks, they think im a disgrace to bowie and attempt to tell me "Aberdeen runs Arsenal's fockin life mate", it still doesnt make anysence to me but who knows mabey in some kinda secrect code they are telling me im one ulgy fucker and my mom sucks cocks. Yeah, i woulda run the son over and taken my shoe off to crack the father in the face with, watch out for thoes british women for some reason they seem like they can throw them bows.

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sonic__love August 14 2005, 17:47:18 UTC
oh my god. that was a brilliant revelation, and hilarious, too.

25% are savage brutes with bad teath and a thurst for tea, really scary creatures that are confortational and devout "football" club fans.

bloody hell!

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thefruity August 14 2005, 14:46:31 UTC
Had I been on a horse at the time, things may have been a little different.
Beautiful ending. As someone who lived in Orlando for a year, I dealt with the Limeys on a daily basis. While all of them are usually pretty well mannered, I noticed they just don't have a speed setting that can keep up with our society. Our commerce is most sickeningly elaborate and our citizens are impatient slaves to time. So, they come over to this side of the drink and can't hack it. I say don't be ashamed of your American side. Let your low tolerance of other cultures' inabilities to adapt to our society shine. It's what makes this country great...or hated by the rest of the world. It's your call.

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sonic__love August 14 2005, 17:48:38 UTC
haha yeah, we are an intolerant lot aren't we?

don't get me wrong guys. i actually worship and adore british people... that only adds to my dismay and disappointment at this unfortunate event

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nextstop_bliss August 14 2005, 19:20:45 UTC
"This is AMERICA. We stay the fuck off of other people's CARS!"

lmao.

you seem to always have very bad luck with strangers.

<3amiee

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az_tashtego August 15 2005, 18:50:22 UTC
Proud to be an American, where I least I can be free! Sounds like these were working class brits based on your description of the dad. Saved up all there maney just to get a tan in Florida. They can be boors and clods too so, whatever. Pretty harsh at the racetrack though.

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