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[scratches_i_am]

Title: The Not-So-Tragical History of Kevin Jonas
Author: scratches_i_am
Rating: PG13 for vulgarity!
Length: 6500+
Prompt: lovelyhera wanted: Dream Fic: BDSM - but the safe sane consensual sort, please. Magical realism - just like now except with wings! Or soul bonds! Or magic! Or demons. No vampires. Zombies? Happy or bittersweet endings, but no open ended "endings".

Comments

[akire_yta]

OMG THIS WAS HILARIOUS! The banter! Angels and devils on your shoulder :DD Oh man, I cannot stop giggling :DDD

[scratches_i_am]

THANKS <33333

[ipreferaviators]

YAY IT IS POSTED. I STILL LOVE THIS FIC SOOOO MUCH!!! *FLAILS* <333

[scratches_i_am]

FLUFFSTER.. teehee

[frankie_ann]

BAHAHAHAHA this is amazing. I laughed so hard I *cried*. I feel like this is the sort of thing that, if Gabe googled himself and came across, he would be deeply amused. It was very in line with the will of the Cobra.

[scratches_i_am]

The will of the Cobra must be done! AM I RITE?

[frankie_ann]

*throws fangs up*

My roommate and I, sometimes we just walk out of our rooms and she'll say, "The Cobra demands that we get Chinese takeout for dinner."

The will of the Cobra is strange, but never wrong.

[xaritomene]

Oh man,that was AWESOME! Seriously, these boys- the angels and demons and BILL AND HIS INCESSANT CUPS OF TEA. (I approve wholeheartedly of that. :D) So, so good!

[scratches_i_am]

TEA.... AND A CHEESE PLATTER!

[lovelyhera]

I...this was awesome in every way. EVERY SINGLE WAY! I mean, skippy's wonderful but then - surprise Corba Starship! OMG! (How did you know I was a massive fan of Cobra Starship? Hmm?) It's like you snuck into my brain or something. This is just wonderful. The angels and devils, and Swim Coach Phelps? As in Michael? Hee! Best Christmas gift ever, honey. I'm sorry you had such a tough time with it. If it's any help, you handled the magical realism beautifully, and having actual shoulder angel/devil's is great. Thank you so so much!

[scratches_i_am]

I had no clue you were a cobra!fan. Gabe just seemed to fit so well. The only hard part was the prompt because i had to get it clarified and then i had a great merman!mike fic but it just wasn't flowing from my fingers so i scrapped it.. and then there was the hardcore BDSM toppy!Kevin fic i started.... and then I was sick and had a fever and wrote all of this and it.. well, i think it fit. and now there is an Angel/Devil!verse that I'm going to play around in possibly for Bandombigbang. (so what.. 25k words of CRACK!fic ridiculousness.. with more cobra and more skippy and more MCR.)
And YES! Swim Coach Phelps! Teacher!Madonna, a passing mention of Amanda Palmer!
Really though, I seriously thank you for challenging me and making me write. I haven't written anything of substance in months. I hope you had a good holiday and your new years is great!