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James Marsden is BOSS.
Therefore, PICSPAM.
I love this photoshoot. Look! He's dancing! And jumping! And grabbing his junk! ADORABLE.
I basically just picked out the bottom-left one and got some others to group with it. That picture GIVES ME THE VAPAHS. The man is beautiful.
You know what? Let's just get the ridiculous, cheesy, slightly homoerotic, 90s pics out of the way.
lmao. I'd still let him, just sayin'.
I wanted to dedicate a part of this picspam solely towards his trend of picking roles where he's the "other guy".
His characters never got the girl. These pitiful fellows include: Scott Summers aka Cyclops in X-Men (Jean was kind of lame anyway), Lon Hammond Jr. in The Notebook (I think I was the only one who totally didn't care for this movie), Jonathan in Heights (he didn't get the guy either, lolz), Richard White in Superman Returns (he would have been a better Clark Kent...? idk, I thought there was horrible casting up in that movie), and Prince Edward in Enchanted (this movie's so delicious). They lost out to Hugh Jackman, Ryan Gosling, Brandon Routh (idgi), and Patrick Dempsey. Huh.
But there are a few movies where he got a happy ending. Sugar & Spice and 27 Dresses.
Okay, true confessions time: I adore Sugar & Spice. It's so fucking funny.
"Normally I'm a good skater, but some jealous fag... who shall remain nameless, obviously sabotaged them."
And omg, I've never laughed so hard in my life.
Click to viewI love the quote in this first pic.
HA, YEAH HE DOES.
UGH, he is disgustingly gorgeous.
hi thar cheekbones.
His hair is amazing. Look how flawless it is.
I think this photo deserves a block of its own, just because it's that awesome.
Doesn't he look like you could just crawl into his arms and cuddle?! Oh, J. u so adorable, nvr change.
Special thanks to james-marden.com! Keep doing that beautiful thing you do.