How To Walk In the Snow, A PAMPHLET

[snurri]

First, and most importantly: every part of your foot should hit the pavement simultaneously. Do not attempt a rolling gait on unfamiliar snow. (All snow which you have never walked in is unfamiliar snow.) Plant your foot as though you were a giant whose tendons would snap under your weight if you were to walk unevenly. Also, please note that

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[_stranger_here]

Quoting you like mad. I tried to restrain myself to a tiny bit, but couldn't bear to cut most of the snow types. I did drop the slutty snow, because that seemed appropriate.

[snurri]

If they really think about it, everyone knows about slutty snow already.

And I am of course pleased to be quoted :-)

[_stranger_here]

From now on, I will explain away all my woes with the excuse that my ancestors were trampled by a mammoth. Life makes so much more sense now that I know I am descended from ghosts.

[porphyre]

Found you through Karen, and oh am I glad. Thank you for that lovely ditty.

[snurri]

You're welcome, and thank you for visiting!

[gunn]

Found you through porphyre and am continuing to pass you on to friends.

[snurri]

Thank you!

[tanaise]

I demand illustrations! What kind of pamphlet are you, illustrationless like this?

[snurri]

We had contracted for illustrations, but all we received were sheets of blank white paper.

[tanaise]

Were they labeled with types of snow?

[snurri]

Not unless the typeface was also white.

[tanaise]

Yes! with illustrations!

[snurri]

We advise you against leaving your house, at least while there is snow afoot.

[snurri]

My cousin used to work with Jerry Lundegaard. REALLY HE DID.