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[smokesordie]

Hey, uh. Yeah.

Not that I don't appreciate the enthusiasm or anything, O' Secret Admirer. But there really is an easier better way of getting me out of my pants. And what's with all this other stuff? Do I really gotta do all that shit? That's too much work

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[fewterer]

Everyone got one.

Television?

[smokesordie]

It's the same thing.

[fewterer]

It's not.

[smokesordie]

It so is.

[fewterer]

I don't have a stupid pet name for him. We don't do stupid things together.

So shut up about it.

[smokesordie]

They're not PET names. They're nick names!

Whatever. He's like the dude you talk to and hang out with and stuff.

[fewterer]

Pet names, and kind of gay ones.

I don't hangout with him that much, and we knows about this place and other things.

[smokesordie]

NOT GAY. YOU ARE JEALOUS. JEALOUS.

Still, I'm not an asshole to him.

[fewterer]

"Me-chan" and "Bizarro-me"? Right. I already have the stupid name of Zombie, so I'm set.

You don't talk to him, plus he's too well mannered.

[smokesordie]

He's like a Bizarro me, it totally fits. You sure about that? I can think up plenty of others.

Not the point.

[fewterer]

Still retarded. You probably can, but you don't need to. Use your brain cells wisely.

It's impossible to be an asshole to him.

[smokesordie]

It is not. Hmm. Mr. Angry- no. White. Whitey... Whitey McGrumples!

Yeah, seems like it.

[fewterer]

And you wonder why I'm not nice to you or your "bizzaro-me"?

So Raise is not an issue.

[smokesordie]

Fine. Whatever. Just don't be like rarr I'm gonna rip off your limbs.

[fewterer]

I never said that to him.

[smokesordie]

Good. Then don't.