Video [03]

[smirkinggoddess]

[Have a Haruhi Suzumiya, leaning a little too close to the camera, looking slightly confused.]

I don't know why I never thought of this before! If you have some kind of magical power or... something extraordinary like that, please let me know right away! Such a weird place has got to have a lot of those kinds of beings, am I right?

Comments

[un_forgetting]

And the reason any of them would have to tell you?

[smirkinggoddess]

Ugh. You again.

They wouldn't have to, stupid! It's not like I'm pointing a gun to their heads!

Perfect recruit

[paradoxfeline]

[ Schrödinger answered Haruhi's unique call. He was very amused by how close her face was to the camera]

Like me? I'm pretty unique. I'm one of a kind.

For reals, man.

[smirkinggoddess]

[She leans in a little closer, as if inspecting him.]

Oh, yeah? How so? I want details!

Re: Really, really.

[paradoxfeline]

Well, I was created by the Doc to be everywhere and nowhere. I'm a super secret weapon, too. By the way, I don't think normal people have cat ears or red eyes. I'm really that unique, fräulein.

[He then looks into the screen with a large grin.]

Do you want a demonstration of what I can do?

[smirkinggoddess]

[She probably couldn't be any closer.]

Yes! Do it, do it!!

[Action forever~]

[snark_pants]

[So here was Kyon coming to check to see if a certain teenage goddess was up from her sleep coma.]

'Good to see your priorities are in order, Haruhi.'

[Grumbles.]

This again?

[Leaning against her doorway.]

[Action forever and ever.]

[smirkinggoddess]

[Sleep comas are old hat now. She's more interested in this. Sorry, Chore Boy. She'll be looking away from the device to frown at him, sighing.]

If I'm looking for strange and interesting people around Somarium, I should just call out to them! I know that won't get the shy ones, but it'll at least draw in some of them!

[Action] Pffft. He missed her. He won't admit it. XD

[snark_pants]

So you're looking for more recruits. The ones we have now aren't enough for you, Haruhi?

'Well, Terra disappeared. Alec just recently. Maybe that's the reason for this broadcast?'

[Action] D'aww. :3 She gets pretty worried herself when he passes out...

[smirkinggoddess]

Not only that! I need to know what kind of extraordinary beings we have around here in the first place... just for my own information! Then, I'll recruit the best ones!

[hanginbyatail]

Trying to get new members, huh?

[smirkinggoddess]

Well, yes, but I'm also just hunting down all of the interesting people and creatures around here! I thought... why not just ask up front, you know?

[hanginbyatail]

[laughs] Good point. I'm sure you'll find a lot since this place drags in all kind of people.

Heard from anyone interesting yet?

[smirkinggoddess]

Mm-hmm! A lot of people contacted me about this! I'm not exactly sure what they can do, specifically, but they're going to show me! I need to make sure they're not a bunch of phonies!

[shamesthebrass]

Hmm~ Do the wings count? [yeah, pointing to the ones on his back]

[smirkinggoddess]

[Oh, yeah. Those count.]

Whoa! And, those aren't just pieces from some cosplay or something, right? They actually work?

[shamesthebrass]

Real as rain, hon ♪

They aren't used for flyin' though.

[smirkinggoddess]

That's amazing!! Oh... you don't use them for flying, you said? Then, what are they for? Navigating between dimensions? Or do they come off and can be used as weapons?