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☭ один [1] -- TEXT, ACTION

Nov 12, 2011 01:29

* * * * * * Attn Students, Co-Workers, Interested Parties: * * * * * *

I am back teaching at your facility. My area of expertise, if you so remember me, will be "Culinary Arts". It carries an emphasis in Russian cooking around the late 19th, early 20th century. If you are not willing to accept the knowledge of my people so generously offered, then ( Read more... )

mother: apple kid, ace attorney: ron delite, metal gear: volgin, !media post, advance wars: max, metroid: samus aran, pokemon: vinne (venusaur), metal gear: otacon, metal gear: raiden, !public post, metal gear: raikov, punch out: little mac, pokemon: bob heather (arceus), !action post, metal gear: eva

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action; majorcrotchgrab November 12 2011, 07:57:58 UTC

[After coming home from grocery shopping, Raikov finally returned to his apartment. At first, he hadn't noticed the door was wide open but he knew something was definitely wrong when he saw that his living room had been TRASHED.]

Wha...

[Smashed table, turned over couch... String Shot everywhere. This was almost as bad as when Volgin had gotten into that fight with Char and Alex. ... Wait a minute. The door was open, the place was trashed, and Katya was no where to be seen.]

... KATYA! KATYA, WHERE ARE YOU?

[He searches through the wreck, looking for his ever-so-tiny Pokemon, clueless as to who else made this mess.]

action; musthatefrogs November 12 2011, 08:16:15 UTC

[Very likely, it was going to be the last thing Raikov suspected, as the offender roused from his nap, still shuddering off the last spasms of the damn bug's paralysis.

Then, the words registered. "Katya" was most definitely a name. A female one? Or a pet name for another lover?

Volgin internally frowned at this potential. The bed creaked and groaned, possibly enough for Raikov's ears to catch and perhaps find the older man in mid-rise.]

action; majorcrotchgrab November 12 2011, 08:24:22 UTC

[It took a bit for Raikov to hear the bed whining at the large man in it but when he did, he slipped his makarov out from his pocket and cautiously snuck towards the bedroom. Someone was in his bed...

Someone was in his apartment. And his Pokemon was missing. This was not good. Was it that bastard Char again? It better not be or he'll kill that beast once and for all...]

action; musthatefrogs November 12 2011, 08:30:17 UTC

[And Volgin was up, attuned to Raikov's presence in his apartment. The Soviet had paused beyond that, realizing he gave away his position in his very noisy movements. Great.

He had other people do wetworks involving espionage for him for a reason.

So, he cleared his throat, the tone he used around the silver-haired Soviet as smooth and de-barbed as it usually was:]

Ivan. /It's me./

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animu_nerd November 12 2011, 09:17:27 UTC

[Noooooooo....]

musthatefrogs November 12 2011, 09:23:32 UTC

[W-wait. Do I know you? Or should I get to know you by threatening you to build me interesting things?]

animu_nerd November 12 2011, 09:25:22 UTC

[Don't mind me, I just was told things about you and will be avoiding you for the REST OF MY LIFE.]

musthatefrogs November 12 2011, 09:49:52 UTC

[Oh. Well that's a shame. That'd be one less person peeing on my very nice things, at least.]

jeweloflife November 12 2011, 09:48:08 UTC

Oh, there you are!

TEXT? musthatefrogs November 12 2011, 09:51:39 UTC

You.

You're still God and such, aren't you?

TEXT! jeweloflife November 12 2011, 09:53:18 UTC

You can call me Arceus of Bob instead.

I replaced you while you were gone, by the way!

... TEXT musthatefrogs November 12 2011, 09:57:42 UTC

I am tempted to let you keep it.

[He deliberated for a moment, with his finger on the buttons of the device.

But, the sooner he addressed his new stipulation of existence, the better. Let's start with the obvious:]

Can you make things live longer?

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[text] badasscopters November 12 2011, 14:29:17 UTC

Not a good idea to just throw your e-mail willy-nilly.

Dunno what the brats might send you.

[or him, he might send dicks]

Text musthatefrogs November 12 2011, 16:40:39 UTC

They can send me what they please.

If I don't like it, I will send myself over. I have dormitory listings.

[Luckily, Volgin swings both ways, but you don't smother yourself in honey and tell the bears off either.]

Re: Text badasscopters November 13 2011, 01:02:49 UTC

Might get a long list of visits then. Hope you don't get too tired on your first day back.

[... Does chocolate sauce work instead?]

Text musthatefrogs November 13 2011, 05:25:03 UTC

I could do with the exercise.

[Are you sure about this, Goose?]

Thread 13

besteststarter November 12 2011, 15:36:53 UTC

[Nnnnnnnnoooooooooooo-]

musthatefrogs November 12 2011, 16:41:40 UTC

[Oh. Hai. I do remember your friend, Lesser Frog Thing. Yeah, I will have a word with him at some point. Believe you me.]

besteststarter November 12 2011, 16:43:06 UTC

[Oh no oh no this is a not good thing.]