It's a looog, it's a looog!

[4x4_of_manly]

Who: Anyone
What: DECORATING TREES and whatnot
When: Dec 6th
Where: Outside the main entrance
Warnings: Swearing and sexual innuendo always happens one way or another. JUST YOU WATCH.

Lighter was determined to win the "who can find the biggest tree" contest. Well, he was always determined to win any contest, especially when his manhood was at

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[toyboxarmy]

A rather adorable sight greeted whoever was in the area of the tree, of a veritable army of tiny Shy Guys draping cloth festively across the branches of the tree. They were humming little Shy Guy tunes as they did so, very much in the holiday spirit. However, the cloth they were using looked an awful lot like pairs of boxers, each with an extra hole cut out in the seat, perhaps where some kind of tail would come out. Nearby, Genny stood in a uniform winter coat and a big scarf, giant smile on his face.

[swordonfire]

Flap flap flappity flap. SOMEONE ELSE was among the army and he was flying around like a weird bat thing.

What oh it's just Meta Knight. What's he doing, stringing up lights?

AND THEN HE SAW THE SHORTS. "..."

[toyboxarmy]

Genny raised a hand in greeting to the fluttering puffball.

"Ahoy there, Meta Knight, sir! Beautiful day to get into the festive mood, I believe!"

[swordonfire]

"I didn't know the festivities included underpants."

He took a pair off the tree and stretched them out stretched them out like he was trying to determine who they belonged to. Tail hole... Not a lady's... Nope he couldn't figure it out. "Are you responsible for this."

[badasscopters]

And then Goose hung this on the tree.

He just felt like it.

[reign_of_power]

Ganondorf approved.

[airmajesty]

Falkner was appalled to see a naked tree with a naked phallus on top.

So he commanded Staraptor to swoop down and knock it off. LOOK OUT BELOW...

[badasscopters]

[NOOOOOOOOOOOO MY PENIS MY PENIIIIS]

[volttackler]

Oh hey, a tree.

Amp didn't have ornaments, so clearly some old, rusty forks would do instead.

[brbraindancing]

...Were those forks on that tree? Oh god, they were. Forks. Rusty ones. On a Christmas tree.

"Hey, what are you doin'?" AND WHY ARE YOU RUINING THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT.

[volttackler]

"Hanging ornaments, chu! Sort of! This is the only shiny thing I could find to hang up!"

Amp liked to get her supplies from trash cans. Such is life without much money.

[brbraindancing]

"These are forks!" He pulled one off the tree and shook it as if to demonstrate that it was, in fact, a fork. "They don't belong on a Christmas tree! You've gotta use real ornaments!" And there were boxes lying around anyway!

...But Archie instead pulled a spare Team Aqua emblem from his pocket and hung that up instead. Very discrete, Archie.

[haswetpokemon]

Aww, what a cute little tree! Misty took some nearby decorations and decided to hang actually NORMAL ones on the tree. Lalala, decorating, lalala. She didn't mind if anyone helped out.

... But why were pairs of torn boxers on the tree? And- And was that a dildo?!

I'M NOT STALKING YOU I SWEAR

[brbraindancing]

"Y'know, never thought Christmas at a school would be this amusing!"

Someone was certainly laughing at those boxers and that dildo. Whoever decided to make this Christmas-tree-decorating thing fun just earned extra credit in gym. Who cared that he hadn't even started class yet, or didn't know who was behind this, or wasn't supposed to be giving out extra credit for this sort of thing? Archie didn't. And that was that.

"Looks like you're havin' fun," He remarked with a grin.

TOTALLY NOT NO

[haswetpokemon]

Misty turned to Archie and gave him a characteristic frown. "It's not that amusing! Why would anyone put these on a Christmas tree? Kids love Christmas trees! I don't want them exposed to... to that!"

She sighed and backed away, having put a nice amount of ornaments up now. "I am having fun, though. Christmas is one of my favorite times of the year. I feel like a little girl again every time!"

I MEAN IT DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK

[brbraindancing]

Well, it was still pretty damn funny. Besides, wasn't this a high school? Not that Archie knew (or cared). "I can understand that." Archie glanced up at the tree and laughed again. "So what's the school's policy on a break? Anyone goin' home for the holidays or anythin'?" Not that he could, though the idea had already crossed his mind. Archie - despite all his bad points - was actually quite the decent son. "Decent" meaning "showing up every year and eating all their food with his brothers and then leaving without so much as a goodbye." Yeah. So maybe he wasn't the best.

[cupofbatnoodles]

"Skree."

That was the sound a bat made when it was disturbed. Or when it was happy. Or sad. Etc. It was especially the sound it made when a Shinon climbed into the tree it was hanging in. Izzy shifted her wings, cocking her head in the archer's direction.

[cupofbatnoodles]

The... well she wasn't exactly a little bat, but the bat erupted into a fit of little squeaks and shakes. Izzy made no attempt to hide the fact that she was blatantly laughly at him, pulling her wings up in an obvious 'teeheehee' fashion.