Dear Diary... for you are my only friend in unlife

[slaughterurwrld]

I am beginning to have serious doubts that anyone loves me on this island. Today they tried to auction me off to the Trading Post in exchange for clothing. When the store owner asked what was so special about me, they pushed me off a cliff and replied, “LOOK! AN UNDEAD…THING!”

Oh my god, I have feelings TOO you guys! I would end it all knowing

Comments

[utskushiinanami]

"LOOK! AN UNDEAD…THING!"

I think they were pretty generous with that description.

[slaughterurwrld]

Oh yeeh? Vell yuoor mumma ves a blund. Bork bork bork! Vheech meuns yuoo're-a a blund! Vheech meuns. Um gesh dee bork, bork!..ir. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!...YOOo'RE STOoPID!! STOoPID STOoPID STOoPID NYEH NYEH NEENER NEENER STOoPID HEED!

[warmongeringgod]

So you're undead? That's interesting. And explains why you're so ugly.

But pushing you off a cliff..? Why, that's just plain awful. Just shooting them really wouldn't be a fitting revenge plan, would it?

[flatlikeawall]

I'm *~undead~* too, maybe.

[history_pirate]

You wouldn't happen to have any desire to obliterate some carnivorous deer, would you?

[janken_gon]

What's an emo?