Not very original:bellatrysJuly 28 2007, 21:16:49 UTC
I saw the ship descend. For a moment it looked like a falling star, but then it suddenly became clear and substantial, like a broad, thick disk of silver. It was silent and settled on the rock platform, scarcely disturbing the light snow that was scattered on it. There was a slight wind in the pine needles, and I rose to my feet. As I did so, a door in the side of the ship slid quietly upward. I must go in. My father's words recurred in my memory: "The fate is upon you."
There's so much wish-fulfillment there that I almost feel obliged to speculate as to the dimensions of Dr Lange's male organ, given that he seems to need to compensate so much.
You'll have to give that riding velociraptor with saddle a workout, especially since Mr Norman has so thoughtfully presented us with hydraulic saddles.
Hydraulic saddles. Complete with thick lubricant, to boot. To keep one's backside nice and comfy whilst in the saddle, so to speak.
"Not only does this lubricant absorb much of the shock involved, but it tends, except under abnormal stress, to keep the seat of the saddle parallel to the ground."
And we are just dying to see a pictorial representation of what sort of "abnormal stress" a saddle might be put under, particularly as it is canon that Gorean warriors routinely have sex whilst on their mounts.
It's *canon*, Bellatrys, it's *canon*. Keep telling yourself that, and you'll see that you're only drawing upon the detail already there in the source documents *evil grin*
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Biting. My. Tongue.
"he also becomes ambidextrously the best swordsman on Gor in less than half a year."
So Mr Norman is telling us (in code) that his hero is AC/DC?
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Hydraulic saddles. Complete with thick lubricant, to boot. To keep one's backside nice and comfy whilst in the saddle, so to speak.
"Not only does this lubricant absorb much of the shock involved, but it tends, except under abnormal stress, to keep the seat of the saddle parallel to the ground."
And we are just dying to see a pictorial representation of what sort of "abnormal stress" a saddle might be put under, particularly as it is canon that Gorean warriors routinely have sex whilst on their mounts.
It's *canon*, Bellatrys, it's *canon*. Keep telling yourself that, and you'll see that you're only drawing upon the detail already there in the source documents *evil grin*
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