Earlier yesterday morning, as I was driving to work, a neighbor had pulled out in front of me and then moved toward the side of the road in front of their house. I made my way around him ( Read more... )

Today for my one hour lunch break I decided to do what I've done before- Eat Taco Bell in the Best Buy parking lot while listening to the Jim Rome show or Day to Day on NPR. After eating my chilli cheese burrito ,which is a rare burrito only found at selected Taco Bells, my mexi melt with no fiesta sauce, which I don't even know why exactly that I ( Read more... )

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I've done about 6 or so Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu sessions so far and yesterday I pulled off a submission 3 blue belts had never seen before. I was getting trapped into an omaplata, which is a submission in where the opponent will take his leg and wrap it around the crook of your arm and then rolls over and traps your arm with his leg. I knew I was about ( Read more... )

Saturday night some drunk old guy walking down the street accused me of being Iranian and was going to fuck me in my ass. The cops were called. It was weird.

I bought some oranges from the farmer's market on Beaver street this past weekend. When I peeled one open just now, it smelled like 409 or some sort of cleaning product. Should I eat it?

The wheels of her jeep just kept fucking spinning. I'm not sure if her foot was on the peddle or if there was something laying on it, like something from her back seat. I know she kept a lot of monkey supplies back there. Medicine kits and weird food that kept them calm from being locked up all day in her tiny house. Anyways, as I hauled ass up to ( Read more... )

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Last night, around 11pm, I smoked a cigarette on my front porch while staring at the stars and listening to the highway traffic buzz through my neighbor's perfectly trimmed lawns--the neighbors who don't acknowledge me. The wind blew. I made my way back inside my house. I awoke at 2am. My throat felt like I had been trying to swallow my comforter. ( Read more... )

Sometimes I do really boring stuff on the internet to pass the time but I don't think I'll ever get to the point where I feel the need to post a video of myself and post it on youtube ( Read more... )