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[skepticaemia]

I hate it when the pub's busy and I have to help pour drinks. That's why I'm hiding in the back room that Justin thinks I should also turn into a swimming pool. There's also the fact that I'm hiding from a certain Courtney James, a witch visiting from Northampton who took a shine to me. A sweet girl, but not my type in the long run. I've had

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[only_eloise]

Goodness, you've been really busy, haven't you? But descending order... does that make me your first?

[skepticaemia]

I don't have weird post-coital behaviour.

[jmff]

You've just said that you hide from girls you've just had sex with. If that's not weird post-coital behaviour then I don't know what is.

[skepticaemia]

Yeah, but I don't love any of them. It's crap, I keep waiting to feel something and I never do, except, sometimes if I'm lucky, a faint sort of fondness. It's depressing, that's why I hide.

I feel like I should put my book away, or something.

[jmff]

That's incredibly honest of you, Zach.

Perhaps you should try getting to know them before you shag them.

[skepticaemia]

Yes, it is, isn't it?

Some of them were girls I'd known for years.

[only_eloise]

Oh, but you are awful. You're not supposed to have seen me naked!

[jmff]

You have lovely breasts.

[only_eloise]

You say that about all breasts.

[jmff]

No I don't, I've seen some pretty horrible ones actually. And I remember yours being particularly nice, even at age 15.

I'd love to know what they look like now.

[only_eloise]

They look mostly the same, a little bigger maybe. Thanks, though, that's really sweet of you after being so awful and polyjuicing yourself into me.

[laufeys_son]

Wait, what?

[jmff]

It was before we started going out.

Why, are you jealous?

[laufeys_son]

Yes.

[jmff]

Yes?

Are you feeling all right?

[laufeys_son]

Yes, yes.

And I have a bit of a headache, not much else.