How are you belching resonantly enough to be heard over my music? How?

Aug 10, 2012 16:23

There is an intern at my part time job. He has been assigned to the cubicle next to mine. He belches quietly but with great vibrato approximately every fifteen minutes. He slurps his tea (probably the source of the belching! quit aspirating your liquids!). He occasionally breaks into reedy-voiced singing. Also he has a lot of loud telephone ( Read more... )

wah wah wahmbulance, fandabble, list-tastic

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soul_cake_duck August 10 2012, 21:09:31 UTC
Oh man. For the longest time all I wanted was just a Generation Kill Brad/Nate/OFC fic. There was one which sort of planted the seed (although it was more Nate/OFC with Brad watching) but alas, my wish was never fulfilled.

Also, comment stalking made me want a Justified Tim/Rachel fic. It will probably never happen because they never get enough airtime as it is even though they are such awesome characters.

I'd also like a really good Kane/Toews BDSM fic, but I've yet to see any evidence that hockey fandom can actually do that. Although there was a comment thread once....
And while we're in hockey fandom, really wish there could magically be more Ladd/Kesler. Best hatesex pairing ever :D

Also, lol. The way you describe wanting to throttle your co-worker is marvelous.

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sinsense August 14 2012, 15:46:54 UTC
hetrez tried to tempt me into watching Generation Kill. It's on my list to watch when I want to escape from the world -- maybe on my birthday? I'm having a Ron Swanson birthday -- along with The Wire.

I NEVER REALIZED I NEEDED TIM/RACHEL IN MY LIFE. Holy shit. Hollllly shit. Oh god, I may have to write that. That is such a brilliant idea. They could snark about Raylan, too, which is pretty much the only Justified fic I want: people laughing at Raylan Givens and his stoic manpain.

I love Ladd/Kesler, actually. There needs to be more of that in the world. I suck at writing hockey, though. I keep second-guessing myself because I'm not a sports-watcher, really, and a lot of the canon is kind of hard for me to get.

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soul_cake_duck August 14 2012, 17:28:05 UTC
See, I dont watch Parks&Recreation so I had to wikipedia what a Ron Swanson birthday is - but I absolutely know the feeling (and he sort of does what I do: dont tell anyone and maybe buy myself a cake because cake is the best). But back to the point, I'm still mentally planning a rewatch, because GK is so worth it. So eminently quotable. I feel like you would like Ray, but thats probably because everybody loves Ray :D Although The Wire and GK in one day might be an overload of 'god the world sucks' so...

Tim/Rachel is the best low-key, competent people pairing out of all the shows I watch I think. And yes, they would sit there and mock Raylan for daaaaaaaays and it would be wonderful :D

Ladd/Kesler is the best :D (I had a long comment I was typing out about writing them as a pairing but then realised I dont actually know what my point was, so I'll just leave it there)

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sinsense August 14 2012, 15:48:29 UTC
...that picture. Good heavens. Women's soccer! I never knew, man.

Also he is on the belch-train again today. I normally am not a violent person, goddammit.

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sinsense August 14 2012, 18:43:57 UTC
You saw the picture of Megan Rapinoe with her girlfriend, right? It's #7 on this list. That pretty much converted me.

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belle_noiseuse August 10 2012, 21:38:41 UTC
I AM VAGUELY CURIOUS ABOUT YOUR KINK TUMBLR but only because last time you mentioned kinks on tumblr my google skills were not up to the task of finding what you described and instead I discovered college girls pooping dot com, which was DISAPPOINTING, because it was NOT THE KIND OF POOPING I WANTED TO SEE.

J and I are watching Alias, which means I want all the stories about Sydney Bristow and Anna Espinosa scheduling secret meetings in the fancy hotels where their respective spy agencies sent them to steal things from glamorous functions, WITH SEXY RESULTS.

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sinsense August 14 2012, 15:54:02 UTC
Tumblr name: whyisithot. Bam. MOSS and I had a long conversation about whether or not I was going to reblog poop-eating pictures, with the ultimate decision that I would link them, not reblog them. Because seriously, when they pop up on my tumblr feed, I am like "WURRRRGHUGHRRNGH," and I should have that kind of thing on my Tumblr. (It's gotten to the point where MOSS knows if one of them has popped up -- I have a couple of poop-focused blogs on my feed -- because he hears my instinctive horrified disgust noise ( ... )

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sinsense August 14 2012, 15:55:09 UTC
BONER CLAUSE. I need it so bad. I seriously just want to get on a conference call with you and MOSS so that we can come up with the worst jokes for it.

Also: BAAAAABY I love you and your pretty face and your pretty selfhood and/or subjectivity. OH SHIT.

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sinsense August 11 2012, 01:57:57 UTC
...ohmygod. Write it. That would be so delicious. What pairing? And fuck it, you can make it happen. It's all about tense looks and Derek alpha-maling at the person until they SNAP and then he goes all mewly and oh good lord that is a good story idea. Basically it wouldn't have to be canon-compliant at all (which is sort of how TW fandom rolls, as far as I can tell). Just Derek stalking around all broody (canon) and then posturing (canon) until someone shoves his face into a pillow (should be canon).

AND THEN THE SECOND STORY IDEA. My secret weakness lately has been Loki stories, because I really like the character -- not least because FUCK YOU ODIN, FEEL MORE ABOUT YOUR POOR FROST GIANT SON (I have so many feels about Thor, it was everything you promised and more) -- and I love the ones that get across how he is simultaneously both the guy that has gotten shit on since birth AND a massive douchehat. Also stories that get across how hot Thor and Loki are together, because, um. Whatever, ADOPTED brother, it doesn't count? ( ... )

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elfiepike August 11 2012, 07:35:52 UTC
Or Stiles/Derek/Lydia, where Stiles holds him down while Lydia calls him names. \o/

omg ♥______________♥

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