STRIDER, MY LOATHING (FOR THIS SITUATION, NOT YOU, JOHN DON'T GET INVOLVED) IS EQUATABLE TO A BLOODTHIRSTY, RABID WOOFBEAST THAT HAS ROAMED THE ARCTIC ASSBACKWARDS TERRITORIES OF THE NORTH, ATTEMPTING TO DELIVER SOME SORT OF MEDICAL HEALTHPACKAGE TO A TROLL IT THINKS IT WILL LUSUS (NOW A VERB) FROM THE BRINK OF DEATH. HALFWAY THROUGH THIS NOBLE BEAST'S JOURNEY, IT DECIDES THAT EVERYONE'S FULL OF SHIT, SELLS THE MEDICAL SUPPLIES ON THE BLACK MARKET, BUYS ITSELF SOME FIREARMS, AND PUTS ITSELF OUT OF ITS OWN MISERY.
hahahahahahaha i have no fucking clue where you were going with it but seems legit anyway im throwing out any of the shit i find so hey looks like youre in the clear and besides
wait hold up how does a woofbeast know what firearms are
I believe you've ingested an inadvisable amount of the beverage colloquially referred to as "haterade." Why do you continue to ingest copious amounts of haterade, despite the terrified protests of the recommended serving label?
Uh... is this a station-wide decree, or just about you?
Because if this applies to the whole station, A) I don't think you have the authority to ban sloppy makeouts for everyone and B) I think some people are gonna have issues with that.
karkat, i am not going to stop my sloppy makeouts. unless you give me a reason that doesn't equate to more or less the following sentence. "FUCK YOU, THAT'S WHY."
FINE. FUCK YOU IS MY REASON. FUCK YOU IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDN'T ENGAGE IN SLOPPY MAKEOUTS WITH EVERY ASSHOLE (INCLUDING ONES NAMED VRISKA SERKET, I KNOW YOU IDIOTS ARE MAKING OUT AND THAT IS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING) YOU MEET.
OH FUCK YOU. YOU KEPT ME CAPTIVE FOR LIKE A WHOLE FUCKING DAY. AND NIGHT. WHICH IS RIDICULOUS. I AM FREE AND THERE IS NO TINSEL STOPPING ME FROM PUNCH YOUR TONGUE CRIPPLED.
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HALFWAY THROUGH THIS NOBLE BEAST'S JOURNEY, IT DECIDES THAT EVERYONE'S FULL OF SHIT, SELLS THE MEDICAL SUPPLIES ON THE BLACK MARKET, BUYS ITSELF SOME FIREARMS, AND PUTS ITSELF OUT OF ITS OWN MISERY.
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i have no fucking clue where you were going with it but seems legit
anyway im throwing out any of the shit i find
so hey looks like youre in the clear
and besides
wait hold up
how does a woofbeast know what firearms are
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Why do you continue to ingest copious amounts of haterade, despite the terrified protests of the recommended serving label?
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The Old Ones never saw fit to spirit away my ability to type or write intelligibly along with my tongue.
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Because if this applies to the whole station, A) I don't think you have the authority to ban sloppy makeouts for everyone and B) I think some people are gonna have issues with that.
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A MANDATE, EVEN.
AND YOU'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO LEARN TO DEAL WITH IT, NERD.
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No calling May a nerd, jerk!
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IS THAT MORE ACCEPTABLE.
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unless you give me a reason that doesn't equate to more or less the following sentence.
"FUCK YOU, THAT'S WHY."
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CAN I STILL USE PREGNANCY AS AN EXCUSE?
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i'm going to say, uh.
no.
probably not.
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FUCK YOU IS MY REASON.
FUCK YOU IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDN'T ENGAGE IN SLOPPY MAKEOUTS WITH EVERY ASSHOLE (INCLUDING ONES NAMED VRISKA SERKET, I KNOW YOU IDIOTS ARE MAKING OUT AND THAT IS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING) YOU MEET.
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TOO 4FR41D TO 4DM1T TH4T YOU 4R3 OUT OF PR4CT1C3?
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M4YB3 YOU SHOULD T4K3 4DV4NT4G3 OF TH3 FR33 TONGU3 3X3RC1S3S WH1L3 TH3Y L4ST!
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THAT IS THE TEXTUAL SOUND OF ME DIVULGING MY DIGESTION SAC.
IN YOUR LAWNRING.
HUUUUURGH.
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TH3N 1 W1LL CONS1D3R MY M1SS1ON COMPL3T3
1F ONLY B3C4US3 YOU 4R3 NO LONG3R 4CTU4LLY ON MY L4WNR1NG >8]
OR 1N MY H1V3 FOR TH4T M4TT3R
WH4T 4 SH4M3
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YOU KEPT ME CAPTIVE FOR LIKE
A WHOLE FUCKING DAY.
AND NIGHT.
WHICH IS RIDICULOUS.
I AM FREE AND THERE IS NO TINSEL STOPPING ME FROM PUNCH YOUR TONGUE CRIPPLED.
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