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[pythianjudgment]

[The feed clicks on to show a certain blind alien girl sitting in a random cafe. She has her feet propped up on one of the tables and she's leaning back in her chair, grinning from ear to ear. Her white dragon cane is laid across her lap, and in her hands are a few loose sheets of paper.]Hello Sacrosanct! It has come to my attention that I've been

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[manipul8trix]

[Oh no.]

[manipul8trix]

[Oh no.]

[manipul8trix]

[Oh hell no.]

[manipul8trix]

[THAT FANFIC HASN'T BEEN BETA-READ YET.]

[video]

[legislacerator]

[CLAP

CLAP

CLAP]

[video]

[pythianjudgment]

[The video comes back on after a minute or so. She is more composed now. But still grinning. She gives a bow to her other.]

Your applause is as gratifying as the scent of this blueberry rage that is assaulting my wearable! Would you like a copy of the full story?

[video]

[legislacerator]

Ah, sweet, sweet, blueberry rage. There's nothing quite like it in all the universe.

And I think "like" does not convey the full spectrum of enthusiasm I feel at your offer. I think I would love a copy of this... masterpiece.

[video]

[pythianjudgment]

It is a delicacy, I'm sure. Or it would be if it wasn't so easy to acquire!

[Jegus, she can barely keep her laughter contained.] Hehe, I will be sure to gift you with a paper copy, personally autographed by your lovely narrator! Happy early human Perigee's Eve or something.

[Video]

[equinerotica]

[It's pretty clear Equius hasn't slept and this is his first presence on the network in quite a while, but this was too good.]

...Well played, Pyrope.

[Video]

[pythianjudgment]

Why thank you! I plan to make a full recording at a later date. You are more than welcome to a copy, since I won't be charging anything at all. No one should ever put a price on hilarity.

[mirthfulness]

Ahahaha...

Shit, sis. Think my pipes done dripped out a single motherfuckin' tear at that recitation.

[pythianjudgment]

It is a heartwrenching tale! I am not at all surprised that it touched you so deeply!

[mirthfulness]

My heart's all a motherfuckin' flutter.

That's some pure classic storytellin' you got.

[pythianjudgment]

It will be a classic that will be retold throughout time. And Vriska will be immortalized as one of the greatest writers of our generation!

...Or maybe just one of the funniest.

[selfkismesis]

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
AHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA HAHAHHAHH HAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
AAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHHAH OH MY FUCK HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAH HAHAH WOW HAHAHAHAA OH MY GOD VRISKA YOU ARE SO HAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAH OH MAN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAH HHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAH READ THE REST

[pythianjudgment]

1N DU3 T1M3!
YOU C4NT RUSH TH3S3 TH1NGS!

TH1S STORY H4S CH4PT3RS K4RK4T
TH4T W4S JUST TH3 T34S3R!

[selfkismesis]

DON'T STOP
OH FUCK OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

VRISKA WHERE ARE THE HUMAN PANTSBEASTS
WHERE ARE THEY HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

[manipul8trix]

F8CK YOU!!!!!!!!
I tot8lly hid a hum8n p8nts8east inside the clos8t I g8ve you. It should still 8e there unless it's like living in your p8cket now.
YOU'RE W8LCOME!