[VIDEO] > Vriska: KA8OOM!

[manipul8trix]

So I just got mail. And it exploded in my face.

[For a disturbingly-large number of people, this won't be the first time they've seen Vriska covered in blood. It's slightly unusual for it to be her own blood - which it is, as evidenced by the distinctive cerulean hue of it - but still. She doesn't seem too bothered.]

Nice try, Douchebag

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1/2

[notafuckingkid]

[Oh fuck what fuck fuck. Never opening any mail ever.]

2/2; anonymous text; encrypted 100%

[notafuckingkid]

[After she sees a few replies half an hour or so later.]

HOW DID YOU SURVIVE THAT.

text; piggybacking on the encryption

[manipul8trix]

[...Who's this douchebag.]

What part of "Vriska Serket is FUCKING IMMORTAL" don't you 8ulgefiends understand????????
I mean I just said it.
I JUST SAID IT! XXXXO
What, do I have to get some8ody to stand 8y and record the revival process next time I get pu8lically threshmurdered 8efore you assholes 8elieve me?
God!!!!!!!!

Re: text; woop woop!

[notafuckingkid]

HOW ABOUT THE PART WHERE IMMORTALITY IS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE.

text;

[manipul8trix]

You just saw a fairy godtroll get 8lown the fuck apart and get 8ack up a half hour l8r.
Still covered in 8lood! So no transportaliser-revival 8ullshit involved.
And you STILL think it's impossi8le?
Really?
REALLY???????? >::::|

permatext; permaencrypted

[notafuckingkid]

WHAT THE HELL IS "TRANSPORTALISER-REVIVAL 8ULLSHIT."

[manipul8trix]

W8 w8 w8 w8 w8 w8 w8 w8.
You don't even know a8out THAT yet?
You must 8e new! New and also kind of dum8.

-- arachnidsGrip [aG] attached file "New8ieGuide.txt". Accept file [Y]/N? --

Note the entiiiiiiiire section on how you get resurrected 8y the transportalisers if you die here!
Jegus fuck I need to get this shit printed out and stuck on the arrival med8ay walls or something. God.

[notafuckingkid]

[Oh shit. Well that's actually helpful. Reading reading reading OH DISTRACTION.]

"FREEDANCERS."

[manipul8trix]

Right!
I 8n't got any idea why they call them that. 8ecause I have SEEN some of them dance! And they are un8elieva8ly shitty at it.
8ut hey! 8888)

[notafuckingkid]

HOW MANY OF THEM.

[manipul8trix]

Fuck if I know, those guys are way 8oring!
A real snoozefest. Yawn!
Except for Jun. And the Emily guy I guess? 8ut I think they're the Spartany kind anyway.
8ut my point is that those guys are lame and not worth the increeeeeeeedi8ly valua8le time it would take to keep track of them!

[notafuckingkid]

I WOULD EXCHANGE A WORK CREDIT FOR MORE INFORMATION.

[manipul8trix]

Haha, wow. 8ig spender.
I could squeeze up enough 8lood from my lawnring to get me TWO credits if I needed them, 8ro!
8ut I already have like a 8uttload of those things.
8esides. Are you ever asking the wrong person here!
I don't DO sneaky 8ullshit inform8tion-gathering.
I kick asses and 8low stuff up!
Yeah!!!!!!!!
Just go 8ack through the network archives if you're THAT interested. Jegus.

[notafuckingkid]

YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE THE ASS-KICKING TYPE.

[manipul8trix]

Haha. You didn't think I looked immortal, either! >:::;D

[notafuckingkid]

KICKING ASS IS MORE PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE THAN IMMORTALITY.