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[cloverdaleboy]

[Scott is not all that good with computers. Before the screen turns on, he's been tapping holographic inputs for half an hour. Constant comments of "Damn" and "Nope, that's not it" and "Where's Eli when you need him?" abound. But now he's got his face up in recording, alas successful, looking a little better than when he first arrived in Sacrosanct

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[selfkismesis]

NOPE.
AND NO ONE CARES.

[video]

[cloverdaleboy]

Uh...Well, I do. So that's one. [Almost insulted.]

[video]

[selfkismesis]

NO ONE CARES THAT YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO CARES.

[video]

[cloverdaleboy]

I think you'd care about the Stargate. It can take you to some pretty awesome places. [Fighting a losing battle? You can't see it in Scott's face. Yet.]

text;

[selfkismesis]

NOPE.
STILL NOT CARING.
SIGNIFICANT NUMBER OF NEGATIVE FUCKS FROM MY DIRECTION.
IF I COULD, I'D KINDLY URGE ANY AND ALL STRAY FUCKS TO PAY YOU A VISIT, BUT I'VE ALREADY EUTHANIZED THEM.

[video]

[cloverdaleboy]

Well, if that's true, then why both responding to my network update at all? [His face is trying to stay straight, but Scott's like, WHO IS THIS JERK? Is this one of those "trolls" I keep hearing about? in his mind. Don't mind him, he's never read MS Paint Adventures. :B]

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[selfkismesis]

BECAUSE IT'S MY MORAL OBLIGATION TO TELL IDIOTIC FUCKWITS LIKE YOU THAT THEY ARE BEING IDIOTIC AND FUCKWITY.
IT'S MY QUEST.

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[cloverdaleboy]

[I'm cracking up, but Scott is not. So he's going to close communication on Karkat because he doesn't know how to handle that guy.]

. . . . communication error

not here;

[selfkismesis]

[ victory ]