1.) Voice==>Video

[talkingfishbone]

[At first, all can be heard is the distant, and occasionally not-so-distant crashes of teleported junk as it lands on other junk. Then, after a few seconds have passed, there’s a distinctly teenaged sigh.]

Ooookay, so. Apparently ‘voice’ does not mean ‘get a voice’. That’s one mystery solved…

[The speaker starts moving around the junkyard,

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[audio]

[double_discs]

[Someone has been stalking this post to the network. He's been keeping tabs on the conversation with Astrid, all the way up until the point where it ends and goes off network. He's not sure but it sounds like...]

Friends with Astrid?

[audio]

[talkingfishbone]

[Hiccup notices the message before getting to the transport.]

Uhhh...

Depends who's asking?

[And if it'll get back to Astrid.]

[audio]

[double_discs]

[He takes that as an 'affirmative' either way.]

Designation: Rinzlerrr.

Do you know Toothless as well?

[audio]

[talkingfishbone]

...UHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh.

Too--

Toothless?

Uhm...

[OKAY NO THE BETTER QUESTION HERE IS HOW DO YOU.

Hiccup quite literally cannot function with all this crazy. He's gonna weed some of this out so that all systems can return to normal.

Starting with you.]

Hey, look, uh. I gotta go now I gotta meet someone--Astrid, actually so, that's kinda funny, seeing as you mentioned her. Anyways, it was great talking to you, bye.

[He ends the transmission and throws himself into working the teleporter just so he doesn't have to think about someone knowing about his super secret dragon.]

[audio]

[double_discs]

[All of the unhappy rumbling.

You did not just disconnect on him.

Oh, well. Hope you like stalking. Because he can and he will.

And if you go near Toothless you can bet Rinzler will be there first--to disc you to death if you even remotely appear to be potentially harmful to the dragon.]