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Thug holding up cigarette: Sulfur?
Suit: Huh?
Thug: Fire?
Suit: What?
Thug: Burn?
Suit: I don't... Uh...
Thug: Spark?
Suit: Wha--?
Thug: Blaze?
Old black woman in nurse's uniform at next table: He wants to know if you have a match. Learn to speak English, nigga!

--Wendy's, Fulton Mall, Brooklyn

I can't believe BBC news is covering this story. (Yes, I realize the link is to an LA news site, shush, I saw it on BBC!)

oh, my god. I love Gavin SO MUCH.

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Lithium Picnic Legal Fund
Hi, Apnea here :) I wish I had better news.

The rubber is starting to hit the road... Picnic met with some Oregon attorneys and he's going to need a few thousand dollars for the retainer fee for them to even START working on the SG case. He has to respond to SG's accusations by the 26th of this month.

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Punching Is Good
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Here's an update for you: Now a days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

oh, office email humor, how I love thee.

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Why does the radio station of my clock radio play 'Barracuda' at 7:30 almost every morning??