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shoeofbaileys

18th Shoe of Baileys (Action)

Feb 13, 2011 16:58

[Hey folks, guess who's got a new job? If you guessed Old Gregg, well hell, you guessed right. (S)He's not a babysitter no more, no sir, but a door to door cosmetic's sales(wo)man. There's a few options on how and where you can find him today.]

Option A. At Your Door

[Hey, there's some loud ass, obnoxious knocking at your door. And if you choose ( Read more... )

delicious makeup, !ic, gregg is a salesman, would you like some makeup?, !mayfield

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B doesntpoop February 13 2011, 23:03:10 UTC

[Walking down the street, with the cosmetics she's trying to sell as well]

B shoeofbaileys February 13 2011, 23:13:19 UTC

[Stops.

Sees you.

Follows.

Not saying anything. Just stalking behind you. Creepily.]

B doesntpoop February 13 2011, 23:20:57 UTC

[Has stopped at a house and is cheerily chatting to a drone woman and recommending samples. She hasn't noticed you yet, Old Gregg]

shoeofbaileys February 13 2011, 23:22:01 UTC

[Well, she'll probably notice it when Gregg stands right next to her.]

YOU WANNA BUY SOME OF OLD GREGG'S SHIT?

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A emperor_cowboy February 14 2011, 00:13:50 UTC

[Yeah... about that. You're just getting the door shut back in your face.]

shoeofbaileys February 14 2011, 00:20:12 UTC

[Knock knock knock, Hol.

Knock.

Knock.

Knock.

emperor_cowboy February 14 2011, 00:24:32 UTC

[Okay, that's enough. He answers the door again.]

Whaddya want?

shoeofbaileys February 14 2011, 00:30:08 UTC

You wanna buy some of this old make-up Old Gregg got? It'd look good on you, yes sir.

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A cawcawroar February 14 2011, 00:47:45 UTC

[This is what happens when Russell tries to do the grown-up thing and answer the door. This.

He's just going to scream a little, okay.]

shoeofbaileys February 14 2011, 01:30:02 UTC

[What we're screaming? Okay, we can do that.

Gregg'll just hold out the tray of make-up as he screams as loud as possible.]

cawcawroar February 14 2011, 01:38:49 UTC

[aaaah i am eight and what is this.

SLAMMING THE DOOR IN YOUR FACE, FREAKY FISH GUY.]

shoeofbaileys February 14 2011, 01:43:01 UTC

[Oh no you didn't you little motherfucker.

Knock knock knock Russell. Knock knock knock.]

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A a_crazygirl February 14 2011, 01:48:43 UTC

[Just this face.]

...Hi, Old Gregg.

shoeofbaileys February 14 2011, 01:52:14 UTC

You know Old Gregg?

[Because, you know, he didn't just shout it right in your face.]

You want to buy all some of Gregg's merchandise?

a_crazygirl February 14 2011, 04:33:47 UTC

[dot dot dot] I think we talked before?

It depends. Is it gonna make me look like you?

shoeofbaileys February 14 2011, 04:36:03 UTC

Ain't nothing make you as beautiful as Old Gregg, but we can try.

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C canhaspasta February 14 2011, 04:56:00 UTC

Hello, Sir~

What are you eating? Is it good?

Re: C shoeofbaileys February 14 2011, 04:58:25 UTC

[Give him a minute, Old Gregg just needs to check the name of the color on this lipstick.]

Salmon.

You all want some?

Re: C canhaspasta February 14 2011, 05:04:10 UTC

That is very strange looking salmon. But I'll try some~!

[He'll never turn down food.]

Re: C shoeofbaileys February 14 2011, 05:24:56 UTC

[Yep, just gonna go ahead and hand the lipstick to you Italy.]

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