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[sho_stopper]

I don't know why I ever decided to play this game, but I think I'm getting the hang of things. I'm glad I found a mirror when I did! I really was unsymmetrical! Well, I've fixed that, so that landlady won't be able to curse me! AHAHAHAHAH

Comments

[hailbeautyqueen]

I hope you're good at acting pretty while constantly cleaning for hours at a time~

[sho_stopper]

What do you mean 'acting' pretty? Is that some sort of slam?!

[hailbeautyqueen]

Hey, c'mon, have you met your coworker Mikuru yet?

You've got some serious competition, so you'll need to bust your butt.

And probably shake it, too.

[sho_stopper]

Hey, I know I'm no beauty queen, but it's not like I just lurched out from the bottom of the ocean, either! Besides, it's just a maid position. As long as my work is flawless it shouldn't matter how I look!

[bestgameever]

Haha, you're doing great!

[sho_stopper]

It's surprisingly easy to get hired. For some reason they said they were having trouble hiring people at the onsen.

[bestgameever]

Really? I wonder why...

[sho_stopper]

No idea. But it sounds like simple work. Just cleaning up. Everyone knows how to do that.

[ossesso]

I'm very pleased to hear that Kyoko, anything helps in the progress of making Memento Eden a true symmetrical paradise.

[sho_stopper]

It took me forever because I had to mess up my part and take the patch off my uniform, but if there's anything left nothing short of plastic surgery can help me. Now I just have to make sure I don't break anything and I'll be curse free!

But you know, I've seen a lot of other people around here who aren't that symmetrical. How are they avoiding the curse?

[ossesso]

I'm sure they'll get what's coming to them eventually.

[sho_stopper]

Mmm... I should ask someone next time. They might have some cheat I can use.

[mrkishidou]

Ah, you're an employee at the Onsen, dearest Kyoko? It will be a pleasure working with you!

[sho_stopper]

Hey, you work there too? Great, I already know somebody!

[mrkishidou]

That's right, I'm a prep cook: my job is to assist the head chef. If you have any questions concerning the place, I'm right here.

[sho_stopper]

Hmmm. Okay, here's a question. Is the onsen really run by the little girl with the pink hair?! She looks way too young to be in charge.