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Money money money
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Ok, so I've been to Pegasus... I mean Czeck Rep. and trust me, one can only appreciate all the dangers of hills after living the whole life on a bog ( Read more... ) -
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Two cats ( Read more... ) -
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My left eye swell.
Variants:
- I got kicked in the eye by professors on the conference,
- I got kicked in the eye by proud black Homura Uhura,
- I got kicked in the eye by someone else,
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North Korea vs. South Korea.
I just can't help it. I have this song in my mind:
Oops, they motherfucking DID IT AGAIT!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY LOOSE 4 (FOUR! NOT ONE, NOT TWO, FOUR!) SUBS IN 1 (NOT THREE, NOT TWO, ONE!) SEA?!
PEOPLE, WHAT ARE YOU, JOKING?! -
YAHOO hose style
I'd be fucked horse-style! *direct translation of ебись я конем ( Read more... ) -
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Comment to this post and I'll give you three of your fandoms. Then copy and paste the questions into your journal and fill it out!SG Atlantis ( Read more... ) -
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Screw "master Windu, may I polish your skull" or "Maul, what if someone tickles the horns". Whenewer I see Galactic Ass Asajj Ventress, I feel like licking her.
Gosh, I'm such a looser. 24 and drooling on a made up girl. T-T Someone take me out of this misery.
*gone drooling back. What about a huge poster of Her Assness on the wall? Next to Adria
