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[ TEXT ] Backdated to midnight!

Aug 07, 2011 22:08

bit of a long shot at this time of night but does anyone know wh |

[ text transmission suddenly appears to stop midway through before the device falls to the ground, audio cutting in to the sound of a woman screaming pervert on repeat alongside a few painful sounding whumps. Nearby, Pancake the corgi puppy is barking (well, more accurately, ( Read more... )

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Audio ladyinaband August 8 2011, 02:11:54 UTC

[There is the sound of barely-concealed laughter, and an unfamiliar woman's voice comes from Eames' device.]

You doing alright there, dude?

Audio shifts August 8 2011, 02:17:21 UTC

Well.

Yes and no, I would say.

Audio ladyinaband August 8 2011, 02:24:09 UTC

If this is a curse, I don't think it's one I've see before! Did you just suddenly turn... naked?

Audio shifts August 8 2011, 02:25:04 UTC

My clothes came apart, actually.

I'm sorry, but- you don't sound familiar whatsoever. Who are you?

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voice; 7thborn August 8 2011, 02:12:23 UTC

[... pause.]

Missing clothing.

[Ahem.]

Were you, er, robbed? Or... ?

voice; shifts August 8 2011, 02:18:04 UTC

No, I was beaten up by an elderly woman who apparently enjoys long strolls in the dead of night.

voice; 7thborn August 8 2011, 02:19:41 UTC

You get all sorts in the City.

[Not helping, Ginny.]

So I assume she wasn't the person who took your clothes.

voice; shifts August 8 2011, 02:22:23 UTC

No. Then I'd have a way to get them back.

They seem to have... disintegrated.

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1/2 brobeforehos August 8 2011, 02:21:50 UTC

Well, that's -

2/2 brobeforehos August 8 2011, 02:22:17 UTC

You'll want to ice that so you don't get bruises.

shifts August 8 2011, 02:22:57 UTC

I'll wear my battle scars proudly, thank you.

brobeforehos August 8 2011, 02:31:14 UTC

Most valiant of you.

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byweavinglives August 8 2011, 02:43:04 UTC

Will you be coming into work?

shifts August 8 2011, 02:43:46 UTC

Orange might be upset.

byweavinglives August 8 2011, 03:01:34 UTC

But I would appreciate it.

shifts August 8 2011, 03:03:59 UTC

You don't think it might be a potential safety hazard?

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[Voice;] withloadedguns August 8 2011, 02:55:30 UTC

Something wrong?

[Voice;] shifts August 8 2011, 03:00:33 UTC

Just a tad.

[Voice;] withloadedguns August 8 2011, 03:01:51 UTC

It gets cold at night.

You might want to find something to cover up with.

[Voice;] shifts August 8 2011, 03:05:14 UTC

I don't suppose you want to be a tad more useful in that respect?

I hear you like ponchos.

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