Letters

[sheryden]

Dear Wal-Mart Cashier,

Pie crusts break, so don't put them in with the heavy stuff. Putting the crust next to the bread was all part of my master plan to get the two bagged together.

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Dear Ohio Drivers,

Pick one side of the road, and drive on that. Those little lines down the middle of the road tell you which side is which

Comments

[beggar_always]

I hear ya on the cashier thing. I once had to stop one from shoving a gallon of milk on top of a carton of eggs. I mean, seriously?? Those cartons are fairly sturdy...but not if you drop a jug on top of them!

I'd also like to co-sign the Ohio Drivers note. I live near the Indiana/Ohio border and we always cringe a bit and proceed with caution when we see an Ohio license plate. (Not that all Ohio drivers are bad...it just seems that a rather large percentage of those-who-cut-me-off-and-nearly-cause-a-wreck have an Ohio plate...)

(/personal rant)

[lalpadme]

I second that one on Kavan Smith. Oh, Lord... may he never change! ^_^

And stop forgetting to eat, it's not good for you! *hug*

[imyourally]

I love that you have a "master plan" to get your pie crust bagged with your bread.

[sheryden]

Alas, it failed miserably, which makes me think that any master plans I have for world domination should be revised. :(

[mousewings]

I hate it when the cashiers do that. I had one who put a bottle of mouthwash on top of a carton of eggs. I grabbed an extra bag to sort them out. Nothing broke, thank goodness.