Prompting: Part II

[sherlockbbc_fic]

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[anonymous]

LOL!!!

I think I love you.

This was just so Sherlock, I could totally imagine that scene playing on the show.

Poor, poor John.

“No, it’s really not like that at all. It’s just that someone was murdered with a whip and my flatmate likes to flog corpses and anyway he’s worn out his old riding crop and there aren’t any decent bridle shops in the city, or so he claims. Probably he just drags me out here to embarrass me.” No one would believe that.

And even if they believed it, it doesn't really sound good...

“It’s really very simple. The marketing technique is the same: vibrant colors, disgusting saccharine flavors, glow-in-the-dark, ‘look Mummy it moves if you put batteries in it!’” He sniffed. “I’m very disappointed in the adult world, John. Your brains are even more infantile than I’d thought.”

<3 I like that he basically calls himself out of the adult world.

Thank you for filling my prompt with such a lovely, funny story!

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[twistedsheets10]

For a brief instant, John swore he saw his life pass before his eyes. He looked it over, even replayed a few scenes, but he was quite certain he’d never done anything to deserve this.

OH GOD POOR JOHN.

DYING OF LAUGHTER OH GOD

Re: FILL: Kid in a Candy Store (2/2)

[koshartu]

The woman snickered. John wondered if it would be possible to beat himself to death with a vibrator.

OH HOW I LOL'D. GREAT FEIAOJFOEAJF COMEDIC TIMING.

-gives you a gold star-

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Re: FILL: Kid in a Candy Store (2/2)

[its_all_smiles]

that was so good I was embarrassed for john

Re: FILL: Kid in a Candy Store (2/2)

[anonymous]

Hahahaha :D
Oh poor John. Doomed to embarrassment in every possible way.

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Re: FILL: Kid in a Candy Store (2/2)

[anonymous]

That was pretty much the Best Thing Ever. I love you right now! Poor John LOL

Re: FILL: Kid in a Candy Store (2/2)

[anonymous]

oddly enough I just had a very similar shopping trip with my gay best friend who is rather new to sextoys and I ended up explaining everything to him so he wouldn't ask the shop assistant and in the end he was like "how do you know so much about gay sex?" and I said "fanfictions" and he said "i don't even want to know" XD

i love this story!

Re: FILL: Kid in a Candy Store (2/2)

[anonymous]

They should have gone to Coco De Mer, they've got a lovely selection of well made whips and crops, haha.

Love this!

Re: FILL: Kid in a Candy Store (2/2)

[trill_gutterbug]

Ahahahahaha!!! Brb, dying of laughter.