I have the internet again! I HAVE THE INTERNET AGAIN ( Read more... )

How to Get Ready for Work (If You're Me)1. Put on ratty t-shirt, to protect skin from annoying chafe-y back brace ( Read more... )

At seven pm? I mean, really now. I am a CLASSIC night owl, so this is just nonsense ( Read more... )

Stupid contact lens. Stop getting lost in inaccessible regions of my eye! It's creepy.

Why does the livejournal spell-checker keep pretending that there is something wrong with the word "Ack"?? It is a perfectly cromulent word!

[A moment later]

Oh, spell-checker. Don't you even *start* with me about "cromulent."