"On reflection, Angela perceived that her relationship with Tom had always been rocky, not quite a roller-coaster ride but more like when the toilet paper roll gets a little squashed so it hangs crooked and every time you pull some off you can hear the rest going bumpity-bumpity in its holder until you go nuts and push it back into shape, a degree ( Read more... )

the kids in the fatal boat crash were mark's best friends...mark works with me in takeaway @ outback. we shared thursday's closing shift... & b/c he was working that, he wasn't on the boat with his friends that crashed into another one in bayside marina (the bay in my neighborhood... 1 block from my house ( Read more... )

the 2 of us at the same age (3 yrs old):

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my waitressing job @ outback -- i was CAUGHT ( Read more... )

my tutees call me "miss katherine." hehehehehe, messed-up! i enjoy it; power rush. they also guessed that i'm 14 or 15 years old. "17?!?! but you look YOUNGG!!" IF i were 43 years old & considering botox, i'd be flattered ( Read more... )

this morning i tweezed my eyebrows.

and i fucked up.

i really fucked up.

unwanted brow hairs grow back, while wanted - shit, NEEDED - ones never do? tell me it's not true.

i want to smoke... baad. the motion of sucking on a pipe is soothing to me. i'm in a "fuck off, i HATE!" mood, & i know that pot and a mixed drink will calm me ( Read more... )

WHAT WOULD JESUS DO ( Read more... )

2 jobs! both procured last minute, lucky me ( Read more... )

( why i'm both an alcoholic in training & a spaz )