Ladies and gentleman...I bring you hell ( Read more... )

I am updating my journal.

I have nothing of importance to say really. The long delay in between updates was just a result of me preparing the year end Best of 04 in Erik's Fucking Opinion spectacular, I swear. Okay, so it wasn't. But I have glasses now. I wear them roughly 15 minutes a day. They serve no purpose.

I am alive. Be excited.

Another true problem with livejournal has struck me. I once again have nothing to talk about. SO! In the fine tradition of lazy assholes everywhere, lets go with this lil problem solver ( Read more... )

GOD DAMMIT ( Read more... )

That doesn't make any sense, my subject line that is ( Read more... )

Well happy belated Halloween, you beautiful sacks of sexy yum yums ( Read more... )

Mallory and I just recently embraced the never ending greatness that is "Pimp My Ride". They had an overweight man on! And his name was Big Ron! And he danced! And he appealed to every idiotic part of my psyche ( Read more... )

Yes, I'm late with my update and I know you've all probably soaked clean through your rubber pants by this point, but you DEAL with it. The awesome power of the E-Bomb cannot be harnessed. Or something ( Read more... )

I'm going to update my journal fully tomorrow.

You are VERY excited.

Team America. Oh man. Oh man ( Read more... )