I'm going to buy one of those carnival games where you fire the water pistol into the clown's mouth, making the whiz-bob shoot to the top with the bell/alarm thingie.

And then I'm going to install them in the urinals in the men's bathroom.

(sorry ladies - file that next to "writing your name in the snow"...)

As if the financial crisis weren't scary enough....

Watch these:

openthread.dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/9/26/64845/2967/182/611037

then read this:

http://blog.washingtonpost.com/the-trail/

I'd like to offer a couple disclaimers first:
1).  I don't know which is sadder, the fact that I get a lot of my news from the Daily Show, or the fact that IMO the ( Read more... )

Everybody hates me now, so fuck it
Blood's on my face and my hands, and I
Don't know why, I'm not afraid to cry
But that's none of your business

Fullname:  The Prince of Charm, Mingglbrox the Merciless!

9 week old male, half black lab/half fence jumper.

1 down, 1 to go...

Entertainment Weekly's list of 100 Classic Movies of the past 25 years.

Bold the ones you've seen,
italicize the ones you seen parts of,
underline the ones you loved,
strike out the ones you either HATE or refuse to see.
And asterisk the ones you own.

Okay, this is kinda scary...  or sad...

*1. Pulp Fiction (1994)
*2. The Lord of the Rings trilogy ( ( Read more... )

Gonna start posting the answers to the previous ones when I do a new one ( Read more... )

What is this that stands before me?

 Since nobody beat me to it yet!  :)

Many years ago today
Something grew inside of your mother.

Pandering again, but whatever.  darqueone made me think of it.  I was gonna post it on tax day, but ( Read more... )

Okay, this time I'm just pandering:

It's a love affair
Mainly Jesus, and my hotrod