LOVESICK (NO, REALLY) BY pansychubb [LFWS #1 ROUND 1]
Title: Lovesick (No, Really)
Author: pansychubb
Rating: PG13
Disclaimer: Stargate belongs to Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Studios Inc., no infringements of any rights is intended.
Spoilers: None
Author's Note: Thanks to Alana, Sarah, Karen, and my parents (of all people!) for betaing and moral support.
Prompt for the Round: > Write a story featuring the team in which ONLY dialogue is used. No scene setters at all. Just pure dialogue. Not even ‘... Sheppard said’ or ‘... Rodney complained’. All must speak at least once.
LOVESICK (NO, REALLY) by TO BE REVEALED
"Seriously, Sheppard, only you would have a severe allergic reaction to an alien aphrodisiac."
". . . uhhh . . . shuddup, McKay."
"Rodney, the colonel is ill! Must you tease him?"
"When the reason he's sick is one of the funniest things ever, then yes, Teyla. Yes I must."
"'s'not that funny."
"Actually, it is."
"Ha! See? Ronon agrees with me!"
"Thanks'lot, big guy."
"Will you at least refrain until we reach the Stargate?"
"Are you kidding? This is gold, Teyla. Gold."
"Perhaps, but we must concentrate on getting John back to Atlantis."
"Yeah, okay, but hey - question: why are we lugging Captain Kirk through the woods?"
"Because he is experiencing extreme dizziness and nausea."
"No, I mean, why are you and I doing it? My back is killing me! Hey, Ronon, why can't you just toss him over your shoulder and be done with it?"
"'cause he's gonna puke soon."
"What?!"
" . . . ooohhhh, please don't say that . . ."
"Just a little farther, John."
"Seriously, are you gonna puke?"
"If you . . . keep talkin' 'bout it."
"Well, just . . . aim for Ronon."
"McKay . . ."
"Joking, joking! And geez, are you getting heavier? What did she give you, anyways?"
"Just food . . . wine . . . it was jus' dinner."
"Colonel, with you and alien women, it's never 'just dinner'."
" . . . was establishing . . . trade relations."
"Oh, so that's what they're calling it these days."
"The councilwoman was quite apologetic. Apparently, that particular wine is used quite often on this world, without ill effect."
"Hmm, and it’s used for what, exactly?"
"Ro'ney, yer killin' me . . ."
"No no no, I want to hear her say it. They use that wine for what?"
"It is believed to . . . increase romantic affections."
"Aaaand Colonel Kirk gets his just desserts!"
". . . didn't even get to dessert . . ."
"Trust me, Sheppard, when we came into that dining room and saw you curled up on the floor like - "
"Uuuuggghhhh!!!"
"Ahh!"
"Rodney, do not let go!"
"He just puked everywhere!"
"Told ya he would."
". . . ugh, please say we're almost there."
"Yes, please say we're almost there!"
"We are almost there! You will feel better soon, John."
"'gate's just over this rise. I'll go dial."
"Thank you, Ronon."
" . . . wasn't my fault."
"We know, John. We are sorry for teasing you."
"Ha! Speak for yourself."
"And we will not ridicule you in front of the whole city."
"What? Of course we will!"
"No, Rodney, we will not."
"Aw, c'mon! That's just not fair!"
"Careful, Ro'ney . . . she c'n beat you up."
"But - I - oh, fine! Hmph. Almost made it through the 'gate, too."
"Have you sent your IDC, Ronon?"
"Yup. Med team's waiting."
"Well, thus ends the exciting story of Colonel Sheppard and his Amazing Alien Aphrodisiac Allergies."
"I . . . will kill you."
"Sheppard the Warrior's Epic Dinner of Doom."
"Ooh, good one, Ronon!"
"Teylaaaa . . . make 'em stop."
"Enough, you two, this is inappropriate."
"Yeah . . . inappropriate."
"Besides, 'The Tale of John Sheppard and the Deadly Elixir of Love' is a much more suitable title."
"Nice."
"That's even better!"
". . . I hate you all."
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Author: pansychubb
Rating: PG13
Disclaimer: Stargate belongs to Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Studios Inc., no infringements of any rights is intended.
Spoilers: None
Author's Note: Thanks to Alana, Sarah, Karen, and my parents (of all people!) for betaing and moral support.
Prompt for the Round: > Write a story featuring the team in which ONLY dialogue is used. No scene setters at all. Just pure dialogue. Not even ‘... Sheppard said’ or ‘... Rodney complained’. All must speak at least once.
LOVESICK (NO, REALLY) by TO BE REVEALED
"Seriously, Sheppard, only you would have a severe allergic reaction to an alien aphrodisiac."
". . . uhhh . . . shuddup, McKay."
"Rodney, the colonel is ill! Must you tease him?"
"When the reason he's sick is one of the funniest things ever, then yes, Teyla. Yes I must."
"'s'not that funny."
"Actually, it is."
"Ha! See? Ronon agrees with me!"
"Thanks'lot, big guy."
"Will you at least refrain until we reach the Stargate?"
"Are you kidding? This is gold, Teyla. Gold."
"Perhaps, but we must concentrate on getting John back to Atlantis."
"Yeah, okay, but hey - question: why are we lugging Captain Kirk through the woods?"
"Because he is experiencing extreme dizziness and nausea."
"No, I mean, why are you and I doing it? My back is killing me! Hey, Ronon, why can't you just toss him over your shoulder and be done with it?"
"'cause he's gonna puke soon."
"What?!"
" . . . ooohhhh, please don't say that . . ."
"Just a little farther, John."
"Seriously, are you gonna puke?"
"If you . . . keep talkin' 'bout it."
"Well, just . . . aim for Ronon."
"McKay . . ."
"Joking, joking! And geez, are you getting heavier? What did she give you, anyways?"
"Just food . . . wine . . . it was jus' dinner."
"Colonel, with you and alien women, it's never 'just dinner'."
" . . . was establishing . . . trade relations."
"Oh, so that's what they're calling it these days."
"The councilwoman was quite apologetic. Apparently, that particular wine is used quite often on this world, without ill effect."
"Hmm, and it’s used for what, exactly?"
"Ro'ney, yer killin' me . . ."
"No no no, I want to hear her say it. They use that wine for what?"
"It is believed to . . . increase romantic affections."
"Aaaand Colonel Kirk gets his just desserts!"
". . . didn't even get to dessert . . ."
"Trust me, Sheppard, when we came into that dining room and saw you curled up on the floor like - "
"Uuuuggghhhh!!!"
"Ahh!"
"Rodney, do not let go!"
"He just puked everywhere!"
"Told ya he would."
". . . ugh, please say we're almost there."
"Yes, please say we're almost there!"
"We are almost there! You will feel better soon, John."
"'gate's just over this rise. I'll go dial."
"Thank you, Ronon."
" . . . wasn't my fault."
"We know, John. We are sorry for teasing you."
"Ha! Speak for yourself."
"And we will not ridicule you in front of the whole city."
"What? Of course we will!"
"No, Rodney, we will not."
"Aw, c'mon! That's just not fair!"
"Careful, Ro'ney . . . she c'n beat you up."
"But - I - oh, fine! Hmph. Almost made it through the 'gate, too."
"Have you sent your IDC, Ronon?"
"Yup. Med team's waiting."
"Well, thus ends the exciting story of Colonel Sheppard and his Amazing Alien Aphrodisiac Allergies."
"I . . . will kill you."
"Sheppard the Warrior's Epic Dinner of Doom."
"Ooh, good one, Ronon!"
"Teylaaaa . . . make 'em stop."
"Enough, you two, this is inappropriate."
"Yeah . . . inappropriate."
"Besides, 'The Tale of John Sheppard and the Deadly Elixir of Love' is a much more suitable title."
"Nice."
"That's even better!"
". . . I hate you all."
Don’t forget to leave ONLY FEEDBACK in the comments and NOT VOTES. All the comments will be screened until the voting closes.